Wen nayboarz have had enuff, thingz can get ugglee, Daddog haz ben warrin shortz ,cawz of hiz sirguree, it hazzent gone unknowticed, wen the petishun arrived, askin hymn 2, if haz 2 ware them, 2 due sew onlee owet in hour bac yard, well Dadog haz sean hymnshelf N a few mirrorz, and fealz thair pain, 2 dae he put on long pantz, Costco run, ( efveree bodee knowz of the Costco fashion police,) wile ripped jeenz R O K and staynez on shirtz havenet cawt on yet ,, Uglee legz Can get yoar membership revoked, and the thawt of NO HOTDOG/ berree sundae was enuff 2 duc and cover, … ..Momdog sayed he must knot push the card, leenen on the handlez, geezer 101, Hee wowent, the pain frum the cattlle prod, fresh N hiz memoaree