Ahem ... My Food Bowl Is Not Going To Fill Itself!
This is a konfusing time of year, They put up the plastic tree again, sprayed Pinesol 2 make it seem freash, aparently there R hidden Security cameras with microphones that capture every move we make all year and a list of who goes to church or broken has some made up rule to justify worthyness is U-sd 2 explane Y U didn’t get the items U don’t need or D-cerve ,this information is then scent 2 Haysues who grades on a curve and if all seams in order, is supposed 2 come down the fire havin place, with a bag full of toys and Dog treets, lowered buy 3 Y-s guys U-sing a rope, but he leeves out the front door after removing cookies from a bowl ,washing it down with warm milk then U-sing only the lite of a star 2 C buy He leeves , and does it all over again next door, And the most majical part is somehow the receipts for items left, if knot pleasing or items not asked 4 or not realy wanted or R duplicates that can B returned R in Momdogs purrc and He was born in a barn and its His Birthday, This is there story, butt , U can’t witness this cawz U have-t 2 B asleep 4 it 2 Happen …….all I can think 2 say is Happy Birthday
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