Az an awearDog, and wiff huemanz mi mane soarce of amewsement, eye find mishelvf scratchin mi snowet, now eyem knot a ballgoeraftererDog, eye will get and bring one bac if eye feal liek it, … humanz that throwe Balls R considered speshall, but onlee if sum1 L-s catchez it, oar if it goez in a whole, if that happens, the hueman thrower is B-stowed wiff B-in sumpin speshall status, And hiz/hur aweigh frum Ballthrowen lief is sean as a template oar gole 2 be areeched,/restpected, sew wen he/she doze sumpin stupid/dumb, aweigh frum throwen, his fanz maek Xcueses 4 the actkshuns, thinkin that he/she B-in woo thea R , must have ben misunderstud, As a Dog, eye understand Loyitee, , butt Y is it nessessary 2 protect thair M-age, is thair beeleaf that the hueman is such a Hero, that he/she is perfect,? Blak and wite, R just that, eye no “Itz compicated”

Wautz Rawng wiff, B-in Come-play-scent ? Noing yoar bowendriez, and onlee diggin wholez if U R willin 2 except the findings oar lac thair off, Havin a smile on yoar snout showes U R happee, abowet waut is yoars 2 no, dowent wayst the moment

Gess weir playn CoweBouys and IndigNez, Howe due U pee in a T, (sowends liek sum kind of ackwired talent,) and is the Batel cri “Hay Dude “? ( just tri-N 2 get my sathern familyz blood presshure up) (and Maek my Gandkids proud) Bala-steen familee harhonee is a fulltyme job)

In ofver knews, I lost an our,

Daddog hoem from the DuckClub, gotta cupull. not much water, Der-owet, an they need moar wind and I still canent goe. I could be a DuckDog

1 syez duzz knot phit awl, az a Dog ,eye C many things frum a lower L-ivashun, Az Dogs,we haev know kneed 2 pre10d, abowet woo wee R “waut U C iz waut U ghet”, Hour antikwayted ,and sumtymes randum, Breeding process determenz , howe we will look, We acksept this and live hour lievz, Huemanz R constantlee triein 2 whair sumthing speshall 2 mayk them seam U-kneek, 2 distract/devurt/acksintuate/deCeeve oar cre8an illueshun of B-in sum1/thing U-kneek, thea look disatifyd, liek thair surching 4 sumthing they cant kwiet put hair Paw on, an dew 2 thair different shayps and syesez findin the just rite owetfit/garmet,/covuring apeerz 2 precent a chalendge, and just wen thea think “Eyev got it” anofver hueman is Ceen whairing the saem thing, a sellfmaed struggel, butt hay, “evferydodee doze it” Az a Pac animule , eye can understand waunting 2 fit in, ,eye think it comez under “Chaysin yoar tale” ,2 them itz, Fun/.nessseharree/satifying,…B-in born wiffowet/ onlee small amowents of fur..mite b the reeson 4 thair kwest. Eye liek Me, doewent dress me up, eye alredee haev a coat

Y R thair sew menee nayked humanz on Fazebouk, During this coald seeson ? E-van 1s wiff just bonez,carren Pumpkenz, iz it ment 2 show the effectz of por food choysez, oar 2 recruet stewdwnts 4 anat-toe-me class ?
an wooe carez waut sum fameus person sayd oar did, give me a Dogs lief evfery tyme, sum tymez a Dog canent scroel fast enuff, shudent it B awl abowet wooez got the best awlf spring
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Goest and gob-blinz, no better than 2 ring mi bell, Eye wood eattem up, Hour street is aDark scarry street, know litez and lotz of bushez 2 hyde in, If eye wazent a braveDog,know treet cuud tempt me 2 traverse it, Havent had little monsterz here efver, Daddog saez WE shud have candee jus in case, Momdog saez, if we get sum, they get a coffee cup, ( just waut a Monster kneedz/wauntz,, Daddog iz hoem frum puttin owet hiz Decoys, eye gave hymn kisses, Momdogs 2due listis is loooong , eyell just say, thair is 1 less tree sumwhair, …Hyde the good stuff

Eyem havin Weak-ja-view, Daddog is lodin Decoys,quad goodies in2 his ruck 2 taek 2 the Duck club, saez he’z goin 2 wurk on the feeeldz, 2 trick the ducks, (gee-sis) in2 gettin shot, Glad eyem knot a duck,He doze this evfery year, leevin me and Momdog 2 look after Ech ofver, this haz itz drawbakz, Momdog dozeknot fix speshall mee-elz, sew dinner treetz R less invitin, Leftofverz haev apired in my bowl, that even a LAB woodent eat, It doze give me kwallitee tyme wiff Momdog, just knot the UseUawl culinairree delites, O well, itz onlee 4 a kupull of daze, and she thinkz she is b-in thriftee, .. Bring on the petz

Eye sat in the howse awl dae,wen owet 2 goe pee , but onlee a short weighs from the howse, wen we R in Tahoe, Daddog letz me pee off leesh late at knite, so last knite he opened the dour , it waz raynin hard, sayd “goe” Thinkin, onlee a dummDog wood take off, Oppurtuneit-tee kanocked, sew eye whent, came bac 25 minuts laytur wiff anofver Dogs Bawl,Daddog waz cool, just dried me ouff and gave me a greenie, Itz hard 2 b good, wen yoar knot tryin, Trust is noin Daddog will dri me ouff

Eyem a wetDog
Daddog juss took me 4 da wauk in da rayn, the gud parrt is he putz a towel ofver my head and driez me off, Eye relee liek that, Max wood taek 3 towels, MayB Daddog will maek a phyre , and poelute the skie, thin eye wood relee b a driDog,Mite haev 2 phyte 4 cowatch spayc, , Sparkz flue, Daddog took hiz travel trailor 2 the DuckClub, whilst he waz gawn, Momdog cleaned hiz Offis, ValU/ impotence/ and shud it B kept awl were taeken in2 consideratshun, Daddog Lost, Daddog alweighs maintanez, a clean oar ,orginized desk/truck/garage/sink area/ OFFICE, R a syne of B-in under controll of the (wo) Man, and woo wantz that ? He operates frum the idea,(?) that” if eye find it b-4 eye get 2 the bottom , itz a plus”