And liek that (insert finger snap ) thea weir gon, Last knight waz the Concert that Onhered Darins High sckool Muesic teecher, Darin commishuned peece waz per4med by the sckool speceshawl kwire alog wiff Alumnus frum over 7 deckaids, 100 people on stage, He gave a tawk and joyned the singing of ofver songs that weir sunged ,Ellen sunged 2, she haz an amazzing voice , ( eye hurd hur praktusing ) even teechez voice at Mewllenburg kawledge back whair thea live , Eye waz left hoem wiff the Tv on , sew this is waut eye hurd wen thea cayme hoem, , Mark and Min Corey and Vera and a speshawl gesst of ant Tyla cayme back hear 2 give them a big cheer wen D& E cayme hoem,Momdog had the stoar mayke a cheezen cakke , Eye dident get N E, Eye will tell Max, he lieks Museick, Max lieked D & E thea gayve hymn petz

Deer Lexi, eyem A resscueDog, but mi familee treetz me liek thair Buy-oh-lawg-icawlDog, It is sew wunderfull 2 b loved sew much, shud eye list mi birff nayme on applicashuns if the Ohcayshun ariezez?… Happee
Deer Happee, Waut ?

Darin and Ellen R hear, and know-1 sitted in my chare oar on mi cowatch, “YET”, eye gave Darin kissez and Ellen gave me petz, evan sayd how prettee eye am, But eye think hur hardt belong 2 Ruby thair Dogat hoem, Daddog mayde me B kwyit and knot RUUU them awake, oar run N2 thair ruuum and jump on thair bed, MayB 2mar-roe

Assk Lexi

Lex, Mi hughmanz dowent let me get on the cowattch, ,chair oar Big Bed, Waut can eye due? syne me “Coweld floar”
DeerCoweld floar,….It wood seam U have waut eye cawl, ” Dud hughmanz ” prob-bub-alee raised buy “Cat people,” who nevfer knew effectshun from thair pet, becawz thair Cats , and Cats R onlee abowet “Themshelves” Cat hughmanz nefver no true luv , thea R treeted buy the Cat that livez wiff them as sumwon 2 B tallerated, sumwon 2 wayt on them, sumwon 4 them 2 punish, BN a Dog, U R Trusting, loyal ,carin,understandin, 4giving, an the truew meening of “Giver of Love ” Yoar hughmanz ? dowent no waut luv is, az cat people, lived N fear of ” Con-sis-kwince ” U may B thair Furst Dog, con10U 2 due yoar part, B U !, wonce thea realize howe grate U R, eye hoep thea will come arowend, but if this abUse con10U-s ,get up on the cowatch wen thea R aweigh, just tri knot 2 shed.
Yoar frend
LEXI

Eye can C whair conphushun mite have happened, no-ers of Daddog ,no , he is pro-wen 2 wait until the clock is Xpirering, before tayking act10shun, thea dowent leaeve 4 D C till mid-mae, Eye hoep the wishes of safenT dowent have an X-par-ae-shun date, Wee due C Big D andd Ellen next week 4 the performance of hiz peece, ( that Dosent sowen rite , and what eye waz gonna sae Duzzent sowend rite Effer, howe abowet sing and playin the music he roadt ) Momdog is happy heez arrivin, Me 2, he getz 2 cook. Darin duzz good scraps,

Reason 101

Why did he write “That” on Facebook
Doesn’t seem it got a second look,
Certainly not a like oar a share
ideas out of thin air
guess he’s the only one to care
Why didn’t he use twiddit (er)
his mind seems sharp
just not very wid- dit (er)
he dosn’t under stand
tic toc or instgram
it’s above his level
is not in his plan

But who duzz.

No he wrote what he seems to need
like a human Johnny apple seed
it’s from his heart
for you to read
with hope it might bring a smile
distract you from life for awhile,
and so he posts
What He’s told to say
His dog tells him
it’s her weigh
things he’s interested in
Take the back seat
that’s the way things are
when pawz verse feet

and keeps him outa the gym

Eye no he spells funny
and it’s hard to read,
but Bill does well
and even Norma succeeds
Pauline tries, and is not to proud
just fines it easier
to read ’em owet loud ,
Betty readsem to willie and Rose,
do they understand? woo knose
not efveryone can be a jewel,
and at times he plays the fool
but if you could see his face
you’d see his heart is in the right place
so if one brings a smile
and you forgot a trouble
for a while

He’ll be happy

Thairz know”US” N “Letz”, The wurds weir sayd B4 reggewler “get up tyme ” “Letz tri on Pantz” Thea R going 2 B leeving the howse, going 2 the performance of one of Dairnz musicawl commishund peecez , and 2 sum playce cawled D C, 2 attend Benz graduashun from George ( Know relayshun 2 Maxsez George ) ,Washingtun, U, bouef playces whair Pantz R rekwired, The small airea that Momdog lets Daddogs stuff inhabit,sumthin cawled a clawzset, seemz 2 have majicawl powerz, do 2 it’z darkenness, it iz hoem 2 the “Shrinkers” Thea onlee afeckt Pantz and the middle of shirtz, , after We witnessed the gap between the button and it’z target whole (won button almoist hit me),and several Breath hoeldin moementz , A pair waz fowend, nowe it’z Momdogs job to clone them,, Many angaree wuedz waz sayd , and 1 hughman laffed, eye just duckt and knodded, hey, heez mi guy, If U invested in the Eyece creem market, , sweetz oar Nknee thing that is eat10 after meelz, get owet now

Wauzz N a Name, The weigh he tellz it, Thea, Max and Goerge waz watchin sum moovee and nowe Max cawls hymnshelf “Max-i-muss”, heez a muss awlrite, nowe eye have ben cawld The Lexi-gaytor, witch is cool, Max saez “Lexi -aguss oar lexi-asis” Mayke me sowend moar regull, and that the E-gip-shunz treeted thair dogz rilee well, , ( Hay-suess knot sew mutch) but, Hay, if it maykes hymn feel gud and me moar of a kween in hiz eyes, ” sew let it B ritten, sew let it B dunn “( and pleese Use spell cheque )

Eye dowent conphuse EZawlee, But am misunderstud off10, eye tri 2 put an Xpresshun of considerashun on mi snowet, wen prescented wiff sitUashunz/problemz that eyem suphosed 2 adapt/oar act upon, Eyem awear of Maxsez restrick10shunz, but becawz eye chewz 2 find a whole and enjoy layN/lieN N it, Nsted of knot goin whair Max canent , cawz of his fectshun,( yeah that waz hard 4 me 2 follew 2) eyem considered roooood, Hay, Max is cool wiff it, knot happpe ,but understandz,,but mi hughmanz cast dowet as 2 whair thea fayeld N mi curtesC traynen, and oar if eye am traynenabull at awl, eye think, sumtymes thea 4get eyem a Dog, But thin sew due eye

Hey, Max

If Lifes a game,
how do eye win
Are thair rules
when do they begin

If life’s a game
eye should give my all
If another falls
shouldn’t eye help them up?
not be concerned about Extra points

If life’s a game
am I on a team?
or by myself
do I get a trophy for my shelf
or my name on a board
with the others

If life’s a game
should eye Hate another
or treat them with respect
as eye would a brother

If life’s a game
is it about learning?
or possessions and the yearning
or to be the best you can be
treating others fairly
and with dignity

If life’s a game
when it is over
can you fail,,or
get a do over ?
Are you left 2 wonder
what might have been
had you thought of others
what if and when
Kept love in your heart
and brought ofvers along
someone should tell you
sew you dowent get it wrong

Guess We’ll find owet