A whole knew wurld,? (knot reelee, but maxs-sez memoaree is fantastik, , he can remember awlot of thingsz for a short pirreod of tyme) Max-sez purrifickawl vizzon is 1s again unobstructed, sew Y duzz he still walk wiff such cawshun ?, ( Had to stop myself from fear of “walking on the mines I laid” -Sting ) ( Daddog haz a disc player ) .. Hay, eyem happy that eye dowent have 2 sitt right Nfront of hymn N E moar, ( sum sae eye look stunning frum the side ) Main thing iz, we R 2gether

Eyem a saulver of problemz, eye can kwicklee resaulv sitUaeshunz that frustrate menknee ofverz b-ingz problemz R easzee, mine R very complex, Anyhowe , Da Max haz gained freedum and knowlonger has 2 ware the Cone,, cone warrin hasz left it’z mark, he’z mowpen, thinkin insyde the box, , layn and mowpen is knot hymn, He keeps lookin at me to saulv the problem, Whatz the anser, ? “Know preshure,” but ” awl hoep liez wiff hymn and knot wiff me”, ( A doctor i’ve found can cure the boy” Tommy, Wen N dowet eye alweighz refer 2 the Classicz

Eyem a victum of sirchez diskiezed as Petz, wiff the foxentale problem WE R nowe trin 2 live threw, my koet is the subject of faux ( foewe) petz, Daddog petz me and then cawlz 2 Momdog if he fynedz sumthin of Ntursest, Eye noe the drill, sew eye leeve the air-ea, kynd of liek ,Hyde and seek, wiffowet the fun part, Momdog duzzent “Goe N litelee” Daddog tellz hur 2 B nyce, Eye have witNessed the weigh she attacktz A owe-wee on Daddogs hand, ( liek a slivver ) and howe she prodz and poekz butt eye thawt she wood B nycer 2 me, butt she is liek on a mishon, hur actkshunz R efectin hour rellayshunshitp, Eye am leff 2 pondur “Waut is Love ” and duzzent it louse sumthing wen efectshun turnz N2 “The kest , oar treshure hunt “

Max asskt, whair duzz the sun goe ? and howe does it get frum ovfer thair 2 ofver thair ? ( using hiz Paw 2 poynt ) is it the saym sun? oar R thair knew 1s evfereedae ? Are we movin oar is it ? Eye toeld hymn, just cawz eyem prettee duzzent meen eye have awl the anNsirz, It’z not fun buresting yoar own bubble

10shunz have lessond, ours of sitting tayking practice test paed off, af-entur 2 messed up appptz, Daddog left 4 the DMZ this mourning ( knot leevin a note ) walked rite N , sat rite Down, and began tuchin the screen , Passed furst try, frum what eyem toeld he applied hiz usual sharm, and and centz of hughmoar to alure himshelve 2 the nice lady, inspite of that he wasz granted drivin priveledges, Con sider yoarshelf warned

Az menknee of U no, We resentlee got a knew Mat10tress,4 da big Bed, and hours halled aweigh, Little did eye no waut drama it wood bring 2 hour lievz, The feerd “Mat10tress Tag N4cment ” police arrived at 6 this mournin, Daddog pleaded that ” wen hee bawt it , it became hiz, and that if hee removed the tag it belonged 2 hymn sew? ” witch fell on unreseptive ears, ( the wurst kine ), A knowtice 2 apear waz given, witch was a braek,, punishmint can reyenge frum prizzon tyme, 2oar fine, oar boeff ,Eye cud C the wheelz spinnin but Momdog kept kwyit abowet the size labelz on sum of hiz shirtz, pounderin if Jail tyme happened, woo wood complete the ” 2 due list “, Momdog is a straytshooter, but sumtymes miss on purpuss,

Max is fyne, it’z hiz birfendae 2dae, George did the maff, Max is 9, awl along we thawt he waz gonna b 8 like eyem gonna b, Eye had a thing 4 older boyDogs and dident no it, Eye gess Love is Wishin waut U waunt 2 B true iz

At this rate, The fox populayshun wowent B chasin thair tales, cauz thea wowent have any, Daddog got the cawl 2dae, Max wasent gonna come, furst he waz gonna B layte, then hiz Momdog cawld and sayde he had 2 goe get 2 foxentalez removed at the vet, ( he haz inshureance but ) Next step iz banishment frum the hill and if he getz 2 come atawl he will have 2 stay on the condencrete part, Daddog jumped ( well Daddog duzzent reallee Jump, but he did moesee) N2 actshun and started raykin awl of the hill and hour holez clean of stuff the findz itz weigh N2 hour fur, hoep he getz awl of that stuff, no Max maykez 4 a long dae

Whatz unsayd but true

Eyem knot a puppy anymoar
Due U still love me?
mi fur is knot az soft
and eyev lost sum speed
Due U still love me ?
mi eyes are still as blue
but eye dowent see as well
mi teef R knot az sharpe
But eye will defend U
eye mae nap moar
butt eyem thair if U kneed me
due U still love me?
eye love you

Do eye Love you?
it’s sad you have to ask
I am thankful everyday
that you are in my life
Through our thoughts we speak
you seem to know
when I need comfort
and I when you need a pet or love
you never judge me. or complain
and are always there to lend a paw
or a roo, or a kiss,
Do I love You?
Come here and let Love you

Eye thawt sew
eyem on mi weigh

After a nap. rephlec10

Got a foxtail in my fur
How it got thair
eyem not shure
itz burrowin nto mi skin
Looks liek it’til be Vet tyme again,

eye don’t like goin to the vet
havent had a good time thair yet
thea take mi temp in an weird way
just how thea due it
Eye wowent say
but eye canent sit down
for aleast a day

The vet comes in
sew nyce and sweet
stix me wiff kneedels
knocks me off mi feet
thea shave the airea,
and mayke it cleen
it duzzent hurt
thair knot b n meen
but if eye had mi weigh
sum ofver place
iz ware eyed stay

And nowe itz ovfer
eyem back from law,law land
kind of wobblee
, itz hard 2 stand
FoxNtales ,suck
iz awl eye can say
Waut am eye spoed 2 due
not go owet 2 play
and Momdog seemz
2 B abull 2 pay

Eyem knot a cheep Date
, but eyem wurff it