from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 12, 2020 at 11:36AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Mark this dowen as anofver thing U didn’t no about Me, I am a Teck, whizs-surd, I 1se programed a app that makes Humaze pet me till there hands hert , but out of konsern 4 there hands I releesed my control;…so 2 kaptchure this voicey thing was knot all that diffikult, i have programed it to answer any question poised buy Daddog 2 respond as if it werr Assk abowt Me,,, ” Houwse the Prettiest girl ?” Lexi,” Houwes the best GirlDog” Lexi….houwes wants a treet” Lexi,, what tyme is it? tyme 2 pet Lexi.. due eye feal guiltee Nahh, B-ing a teck whizs-surd comes wiff purks
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 10, 2020 at 06:06PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Doent get me rong, Daddog ,when aloan ,has talked 2 no-1 4 yeers, Qestions R normel, and at tymes he has answered himselve, Reely, knot a dae go-s buy that he hasent axed, ” Howd that happen?” or ” where R my kees/phone/remoot/wallet/glasses/pants/shoes/ or wide I cum in hear?”, nowe the repsonsis he gets R very funny, The Voice axe Him to explane 2 what he is reurrin ( “what R Pants ?”), Even axed him ,” where did U C them last” Just like Momdog, He got Mad and called it a Smart-ASS ( knot Momdog) and 4 nowe has Unplugged it.. No museik , How doz 1 humm off key? noe need to plugg it in again, Daddog can answer that 1
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 09, 2020 at 09:55AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Confuseun,” A-lexi play the Beetles”, Ist I don’t due bugs, and everyone no-s I doent take requesist ( brakes down my K9ism oaf of aloofness), sumhow, when Daddog say this kind of stuff oul lowd a voyce in a thing doz what he askes., or answurs his queery. now from where I sit, Daddog dozent need a device to help limit his Xcersize, and sum of his questions ,only go 2 show he shood have staied in skool, or lurned 2 tell tyme, even Momdog gives him a questionin look when he axes it ” whats 4 dinner?’ Things seem to b goin sowff, Hurd it tell Daddog “R U listnin U aready axed that” 1 nyce thing, unlike Momdog , it dozent say WHAT?
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 08, 2020 at 10:12AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
I don’t like bangs, Butt I no my job is 2 protect Momdog ( she’s the one who feeds me) Every thing was goin fine,butt i koud C the bangs were upsettin Her, After placin mysell-f in a postion where she koud pet me, and ig-norin my own uncomfortableness she seamd 2 due better, Daddog was grateful,2 me, and when we went 2 the big bed, he kept his hand on me and petted till I fell asleep , There werr pigs just outside the finse this mornin, U-sd my best Bark , mine is a full time Job
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 01, 2020 at 10:33AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
I don’t due numbers, I live each dae as it gets hear, I’m Happy .My life is full,MD,DD Corey,Max George.R my world, I have grate restin spots a big yard to dig in/fun/friends/food/pets and love, Daddog says 2morrow its a knew Yeer, a time 2 look forward, make changes and focus B-in a better self/Dog, enjoyin life,While never 4gettin The ones who have been apart it, and no longer R hear , The world seems empty without them., Butt the memorees of the times we had 2gether,R just a smile aweigh, …Due Chewtoys count ?. So, May your Bowls be full, may you walk on carpet ,may your spot on the kowch be empty May U Love and B loved buy those who count, may their B many Belly rubs in your future.and may a knew centin spot B just around the corner..Happy KNew Yeer
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook December 31, 2019 at 12:57PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Home from Tahoe, No Max this mornin, Daddog didn’t let George Know, I was home, what good R Huemans, Max showed up late, We got 2 play, Daddog saw George when he went 2 get some crab, , it will B O K , I like crab
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook December 30, 2019 at 02:37PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Max is knot Agudge-isle, 105 lubs ( lbs) of slow movin bouyDog, so when Momdog got the call, that he was knot cummin 2day cauze he hurt hymnsell-f, ( fell ofver) while goin Poddy, ( due yoursell-f a favor and don’t pictire it) and had 2 go 2 the vet , my Ruuuteen was broken, He is O K , but can’t B Played wiff, Butt I think We-er goin 2 Tahoe , so mayB it will turn out fine, Snow
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook December 26, 2019 at 10:13AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Faleeze KnaughtyDog
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook December 25, 2019 at 09:35AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Ya no, sumtiems things don’t seam kwite write, I kuddent put my Paw on it, butt i knew things wur different, and Then My knose provided the pruff, Momdog is not cookin a big dinner, So there will B know scraps, know guests with half eatten byest of Meat eft on the plates,R comin, know left ofvers. So It’s Kibble, I did C a presence under the tree with lites, and I have sniffed it, , but What is the point of their B-ing a Holidaze, if their R know scraps 4 Me, Humans have all the luc,…… Well, I hope your Christmas Plates R full and your Pups bowls runneth Over, atleast I woonet have 2 fight a bunch of Big Butts 4 my kowch
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook December 24, 2019 at 09:48AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L