from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook February 02, 2020 at 09:56AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
This is knot a retracshunism,I just feal the nead 2 clarifie, mayB this is moore of a “Things I Didunt No About Lexi” (Max) a TIDNAL (M). if U will In a preveeus Mewsing, MD and DDs Securitee was mentshuned, “Gotta B Goin Thru Us” , Max and I, R evfer alurt 2 Dangers and what they rep-prescent, Delivry trucks,Male persons, Sailsmen,, and even humanz just walkin buy ,nevfer go undietected, Alerts R givin the moment they ohcur, If a intrueder in-turd my house ,He?she wood knot leeve in 1 peace,….. Un less they have treets, Treets gets U the 1st 2 numbers 2 the safe, where spair keys R hidden, and all the Pass wourds they cowd evfer need… We boffe no of this a “weekLeenk” and R trie-n 2 corect it, Butt things like thiss take tyme,….. MayB a Treet wood Help
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook February 01, 2020 at 09:29AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
It came up in convirsaeshun, Max said it 1st,..Kwestchunin hour perpose We are boffe PullinDogs, butt all we evfer get 2 pull R Humanz, on hour walks..Neever of us have evferr even sean a sled, oar pulled 1. We boffe have hevy coats and like the cold, butt Only get 2 injoy the cold wevfer if the Humanz we R wiff can handle it 2, We R boffe strong and kwick, well Max is just kwick 4 his size, I howevfer am KWICK,, so Pullin in Cold wevfer sounds like a job we R made 4,.Hour koats R soft,and Humanz like to pet us, we even leeve samples of it 2 remind Humanz of the joy we bring, I hurd Momdog 1se spun a vest from anovferDogs Hare, (She duz things like that) After sum thinkin, we decided the thing we do best is givin Love. and provide the no-in, that 2 get 2 U, they gotta come thru US…We R conversaeshun starters, ” WoW what a Beuteiful Dog” has even led 2 Romance ( a 1st step 2 produce More Humanz)…….. If Humanz “Wurk like Dogs”I hope they remember ,We also take Naps
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 31, 2020 at 03:10PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
I have Ob-surved, one of the hardest parts of being a humanz is,”tellin anofver one, you can’t pic them up frum the Airport” Or Help them Muve , wiffowt knot fealin Gill-t
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 26, 2020 at 05:36PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
2daze Lexi-ism…Ab-un-dance. “Injoyin the tune in yoar head, and Ignorin the nead 2 improove it
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 25, 2020 at 07:19PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Humanz,do strange things,did U no,they R boran neykid,this X- planes alot
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 24, 2020 at 12:41PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Did u ever consider anofers point of view, I haven’t. I got it all figyour.d out my life has some challegez shellfishness an. geeed,aside when obstikles arrize I am anovfercumindog.kase in point…rain…I have convinc,d Daddog that my driness,shud be hi on his pryoritee.list .my comfortitabilness,shud B his main consern.I am knot wiffout the awareness of my dutees.but 1 is 2 keep him phocus,d. idyll paws and all that. Life,it seams,is a fulltime job unless U R a dog and haven’t captured a humans Hart
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 22, 2020 at 05:09PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
What is a purr4manC review? 2 Dae buy my boole was placed a lisist of good and bad acshuns that were apairnentlee witnest buy a Human? whoes name is Ann-Onimus, Ann states, 1. overal at-tit-tewd ,Good 2. Prettiness/B-U-T .X-sepshunel.( at this point I like her) 3.loveableisticness, ,off the chart,( again,we shud do lunch), 4.in-telligents, needs to work on Math,( Hay,I’m a victom hear, Daddog miss qowted Me).And thin it starts, 5. Nead-e/stuburn,posesivshows alac of lisitneen abill tee,and “dose not share well wiff ofvers”, This gives me Pawz, 1st, I nevfer met no Ann, X-sept for the good stuff, MayB she got the rong Boole…,Daddog dident C it,look-t all In-osent…… Just 2 B safe I buried it
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 19, 2020 at 10:38AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
What knumber cums next,13,5,24,8…..4,16,7,..13,5,23,10 ? is a K 9
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 17, 2020 at 07:20PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Can it B Pawsibul,? Daddog rushed in2 the cloes washing room with the Dog cover from the baak seet of the truck, the one I use . Puts it in the musheen , Howevfer,knot B4 I catch a sniff of anovfer Dog, HartBrokenly I give him a Qesschuning look, He nose I no. He sits doewn and starts petin me, Tri-in 2 Xplane, His story , Rilee Dog needed a ride so he coud Hunt Ducks, cawz His siteless (blined) huntin pardners truck was brok,And He was a wetsmelliBoyDog, It sownd–d Plawsibul, Butt still makes me wunder…Then Daddog shows me a bag of Greenies that Rilee woodn’t eat, A Dog that Dosent like Greenies ? And nowe I’m qesschunin the hole story Quesschuns get answered better when U R chewin Greenies,
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 16, 2020 at 05:59PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L