Hey they-er garintee-d, Momdog dozent by nothin wiff owt a garintee, thowe, the weigh she Xpanes/tells it, She Lewerd Daddog wiff , well lets just say Promiszz.and the ring on her finger is pruff of the winnin lewer/perchase.. This time I think the little wurds mite have Her, ,…as U remember, Daddog got the Big bowlz,and Momdog got plants 2 put in them 4 me 2 sit on 2 C better,, Momdogs stancz, they showd have ben tuff enuff 2 last longer than they have ( yep they-er Dead ), And in her Dep-poszshun ,she states a much, Even offaird 2 have Daddog testcicalafi, testifie, Wittness that She shude me off cowntless timez , Her proboblem, Daddogz hart isn’t in Her defence, and when called to test/wittness, will cave under Home Depots intarigator, The fact that eye flattened them beyon rec-cognizin, and their is only a small peace of root 2 return aint gonna help, .stay tuned, Their will new plants, I hope their softer.

from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook February 02, 2020 at 09:56AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L

This is knot a retracshunism,I just feal the nead 2 clarifie, mayB this is moore of a “Things I Didunt No About Lexi” (Max) a TIDNAL (M). if U will In a preveeus Mewsing, MD and DDs Securitee was mentshuned, “Gotta B Goin Thru Us” , Max and I, R evfer alurt 2 Dangers and what they rep-prescent, Delivry trucks,Male persons, Sailsmen,, and even humanz just walkin buy ,nevfer go undietected, Alerts R givin the moment they ohcur, If a intrueder in-turd my house ,He?she wood knot leeve in 1 peace,….. Un less they have treets, Treets gets U the 1st 2 numbers 2 the safe, where spair keys R hidden, and all the Pass wourds they cowd evfer need… We boffe no of this a “weekLeenk” and R trie-n 2 corect it, Butt things like thiss take tyme,….. MayB a Treet wood Help

from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook February 01, 2020 at 09:29AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L

It came up in convirsaeshun, Max said it 1st,..Kwestchunin hour perpose We are boffe PullinDogs, butt all we evfer get 2 pull R Humanz, on hour walks..Neever of us have evferr even sean a sled, oar pulled 1. We boffe have hevy coats and like the cold, butt Only get 2 injoy the cold wevfer if the Humanz we R wiff can handle it 2, We R boffe strong and kwick, well Max is just kwick 4 his size, I howevfer am KWICK,, so Pullin in Cold wevfer sounds like a job we R made 4,.Hour koats R soft,and Humanz like to pet us, we even leeve samples of it 2 remind Humanz of the joy we bring, I hurd Momdog 1se spun a vest from anovferDogs Hare, (She duz things like that) After sum thinkin, we decided the thing we do best is givin Love. and provide the no-in, that 2 get 2 U, they gotta come thru US…We R conversaeshun starters, ” WoW what a Beuteiful Dog” has even led 2 Romance ( a 1st step 2 produce More Humanz)…….. If Humanz “Wurk like Dogs”I hope they remember ,We also take Naps

from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 31, 2020 at 03:10PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L

Did u ever consider anofers point of view, I haven’t. I got it all figyour.d out my life has some challegez shellfishness an. geeed,aside when obstikles arrize I am anovfercumindog.kase in point…rain…I have convinc,d Daddog that my driness,shud be hi on his pryoritee.list .my comfortitabilness,shud B his main consern.I am knot wiffout the awareness of my dutees.but 1 is 2 keep him phocus,d. idyll paws and all that. Life,it seams,is a fulltime job unless U R a dog and haven’t captured a humans Hart

from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 22, 2020 at 05:09PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L

What is a purr4manC review? 2 Dae buy my boole was placed a lisist of good and bad acshuns that were apairnentlee witnest buy a Human? whoes name is Ann-Onimus, Ann states, 1. overal at-tit-tewd ,Good 2. Prettiness/B-U-T .X-sepshunel.( at this point I like her) 3.loveableisticness, ,off the chart,( again,we shud do lunch), 4.in-telligents, needs to work on Math,( Hay,I’m a victom hear, Daddog miss qowted Me).And thin it starts, 5. Nead-e/stuburn,posesivshows alac of lisitneen abill tee,and “dose not share well wiff ofvers”, This gives me Pawz, 1st, I nevfer met no Ann, X-sept for the good stuff, MayB she got the rong Boole…,Daddog dident C it,look-t all In-osent…… Just 2 B safe I buried it

from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 19, 2020 at 10:38AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L

Can it B Pawsibul,? Daddog rushed in2 the cloes washing room with the Dog cover from the baak seet of the truck, the one I use . Puts it in the musheen , Howevfer,knot B4 I catch a sniff of anovfer Dog, HartBrokenly I give him a Qesschuning look, He nose I no. He sits doewn and starts petin me, Tri-in 2 Xplane, His story , Rilee Dog needed a ride so he coud Hunt Ducks, cawz His siteless (blined) huntin pardners truck was brok,And He was a wetsmelliBoyDog, It sownd–d Plawsibul, Butt still makes me wunder…Then Daddog shows me a bag of Greenies that Rilee woodn’t eat, A Dog that Dosent like Greenies ? And nowe I’m qesschunin the hole story Quesschuns get answered better when U R chewin Greenies,

from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 16, 2020 at 05:59PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L