from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 22, 2019 at 12:30PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
If Ducks fly south, why does Daddog go up north? to hunt them
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 20, 2019 at 10:08AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Thawt 4 2daze. When baring your soul to anofver, Don’t ramble, u’ll loose them. u’ll know if there I-z glaze over.or when yur dun, they say “What”
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 01:40PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
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from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 01:25PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Temp-ta-shun/thev t , ( tempurary flaw in 1s choices of write and rong).. I’m knot talkin apples and garduns, know sirpents and voices, or leef placemnt.on anofvers an-at-oh-me. I talkin, dinner plates left on low tables, while trusting Huemans leeve 2 get flueids or select the write wine 2 pare with Rib eye stake/chickin, Huemans, think Huemanistically, Hungree Girldogs Doen’t, I have fownd, the punishment 4 thees tie-p of emplusive actshuns (chompin) is less if their is More stake/chickin on the kitchin.kownter…..awl, this showd B concidered when .assking/answering what makes your Hueman a good Provider. Whein food is involved,The pun-sis-mment is alweighs wurth the crime
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
1st, post dated checks R knot cool, On anofver knote, On R walk, Max an Me ( “I” 4 U pruests) got 2 talk 2 a Saint Bernard with a Lisp ..In Hind-site, He may have bin drinkin, His Bark was Sa-lightly different, I no it was mean, it was extreamly hard 2 keep a strait Snout, butt Max and Me almost piddled Rselves, We might have lost a few places in the Dog heaven line
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Daddog says “MY” account has been hacked, please send 100 dollars each, to help Daddog track down the cullprit, He says even 50 could help,I guess I should B upset, But I’m weighting 2 C how much loot we get, It’s like a “go Fun me” request, I feel so Violeted, ( in honor of Norma s Birthday.)………………………………………..The a4 mention d Hack is Bohgus, All funs received will B returned in 1 Dog year
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
I wood B leedDog on a sled teem,.Howefver I woodn’t want 2 do it as a fulltime job, I’m more of a Benthere/dunthat “give direction “kind of Girldog, looks like fun and I wood B recognized as important,butt settin the pace could get old, kinda like B-ing look-t at 4 answers,I’m qualified,insitful, cincere and it’s fun,butt the timing of my responsez Should B My idea, an their is so much presshure,. I Could see myself in the slay tho, mayB even dirivin
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Humanez can apeer smart, don’t B fould,,4instence.. I C ads on the tauking box 4 stuff 2 make things slippery, They have the answer ,butt refuze 2 C it What is the slipperest thing in the world, Doglick, When Daddog washez my Isreem Bowl ( which is not often enouff, ((Stubble request 4 more Isreem)) butt duzz happen) it almost slips out of his hand, He even says ” lexi’s bowl is shure slippery”, He also refuzezez to recognize its heeling properteez, thow He does let me lick a hert when he gets 1, If He coud sell my Doglick, I coud have more stuff/happEness/comfortablecirroundings and live more of the pampered life I dezerve. Howe do I get him 2 d- EVOLVE-pup what is (what can only B descibed as ) ” 1 of My gifts” I coud mayB even get a K9K ( it’s like a 401,even I didn’t get it at 1st)
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
2 ansir newmerus requests, I will explain what makes a good listinerDog Humans nead 2 talk, and R job description calls 4 listinin, Listinin useualee happens when U R alone wiff them, In my case Daddog. Frazes like, Who s a goodgirl or who s the bestest Girldog, R slowly followed by rambling words that have 2 do with something theyR conserned about, and alweighs R accompanied buy Pets/scratches/Loves, U can’t give it and He is not askin 4 advice,just a kind ear and soft fur to pet.Most of the time He doesn’t make cents, only he nose the full extint of what thawts he is havin. Ofver Humans offer advice, U can’t. Yoar job is 2 stay close enouff 2 B petted and mayB throw in some kisses . They may knot solve there problem, butt don’t have 2 explain stuff ofver and ofver. U offer a Wen-wen,U get pets he gets 2 say “It” out lowd, I hope this helps Lex
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook November 18, 2019 at 12:13PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L