(Some words from the wise) Dear Lexi I was left alone 4 2 long, got mad. chewed-up a pear of shoes.. Help! signed Troubled/lonely Dear T/L I 1-se hurd, ” a wag of the tale,while movin your back in a surupteen motion, can melt even the most angry of humans in2 giving pets and loves “. This B-hayv-your is a sure/fire winner when U have been pur-ceved as having broken some stupid rule. ( like they don’t have ofver pears). It makes THEM realize just how cute U really are, and that they might B b-ing 2 strict. ( realize their mistake). It also gives them the feeling, U R happy to see them,…. Humans R sooo insecure. and of coarse….next time Bury the Evidence Lex