So let me get this right…There’s this old guy.. who doesn’t watch his cholesterol or worries about his blood sugar. ( cookies).who is hard to fit and only has one suit.. lives with a nice wife and a bunch of Small people, who make toys , don’t have families of there own, receive no visible benefits. ( I’m thinkin…SWEAT SHOP..) in a frozen waste land. that know one really knows where it’s located.. avoiding any property taxes.. who forces Deer to act like Clydesdales..brainwashing them into thinking they can fly..(Drugs..what else ?) keeps tabs on every child and brings them toys if they are good.. or tell him they have been. ( when really their parents buy the presents ,because this guy has something on them.) .and it’s call MAGIC…..