Pillow wars : in researching the history of the pillow.. I found. pillows were originally provided to the Dogs of Kings an other royalty, to show their appreciation for “THEM” just being with them.. At no time were these Royal Dogs ever subjected to the cold hard floor ( no, Carpet does not count).. as time went on and Humans grew mentally ,It has been a statement of pride by a Dogs Provider, to say ” SHE /He sleeps on our bed”….apparently ..Some Humans missed that class. or took it Pass/fail..I shall continue to ASSert myself to obtain my rightful place on the Big Bed..It was suggested by The great and Wise Lisa Lewis , a Pillow of my own, should be in my future,…But does He listen ?