Az menknee of U no, We resentlee got a knew Mat10tress,4 da big Bed, and hours halled aweigh, Little did eye no waut drama it wood bring 2 hour lievz, The feerd “Mat10tress Tag N4cment ” police arrived at 6 this mournin, Daddog pleaded that ” wen hee bawt it , it became hiz, and that if hee removed the tag it belonged 2 hymn sew? ” witch fell on unreseptive ears, ( the wurst kine ), A knowtice 2 apear waz given, witch was a braek,, punishmint can reyenge frum prizzon tyme, 2oar fine, oar boeff ,Eye cud C the wheelz spinnin but Momdog kept kwyit abowet the size labelz on sum of hiz shirtz, pounderin if Jail tyme happened, woo wood complete the ” 2 due list “, Momdog is a straytshooter, but sumtymes miss on purpuss,

Max is fyne, it’z hiz birfendae 2dae, George did the maff, Max is 9, awl along we thawt he waz gonna b 8 like eyem gonna b, Eye had a thing 4 older boyDogs and dident no it, Eye gess Love is Wishin waut U waunt 2 B true iz

At this rate, The fox populayshun wowent B chasin thair tales, cauz thea wowent have any, Daddog got the cawl 2dae, Max wasent gonna come, furst he waz gonna B layte, then hiz Momdog cawld and sayde he had 2 goe get 2 foxentalez removed at the vet, ( he haz inshureance but ) Next step iz banishment frum the hill and if he getz 2 come atawl he will have 2 stay on the condencrete part, Daddog jumped ( well Daddog duzzent reallee Jump, but he did moesee) N2 actshun and started raykin awl of the hill and hour holez clean of stuff the findz itz weigh N2 hour fur, hoep he getz awl of that stuff, no Max maykez 4 a long dae