Limboe, Mi voyce 2 the werld, haz ben dishtracted, consuemed buy hiz ohN, problemz, Mi attemptz at Mynde control/taeykeofver have ben thwarted buy Payne, wayvez of it, MU layting frum hiz knee area, Normally that wood B juss anofver setbac , frushtrayting but knot phaeytawl, This tyme , “wawt ifz” haev Ntured the EKwayshun, Liek, Waawt if, he waz unabull 2 fungshun? Witch skareemz “WAWT abowet ME” ?, Dowent tell hymn this, butt eye won furst prise wen his unconchess becayme awear of mi thawtz, and of coarse awl of U,woo look 4werd 2 Mi tayke on stuff , haev and Ekwell stake NHiz remayning “Wiff it”, U mite recover, Eye dowent think eye wood, Big lief lesson 4 me, Next tyme pick younger , A better JuggUlar

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sew thin it happenez, Wawkn wiff The George, we meat a lady on the rode, young good lookin, furst thing she sez, R U married ?,George sayez yep 33 yearz, The girl sayez 2 bad, Ud B perfect 4 mi muther , The rest of the wawk waz kwyite, George toeld the story 2 MD DD, and Byin considered “Good Lookin” buy sum, felt hiz dimagraphic change, hiz “still got it” took a leep, he had hoeped waz slated to arrive mutch layter

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Due 2 newmerUs rekwaestz, eye decided 2 poetszt an upendayte on Daddogz Condishun, Lookz liek pracentin maekz purfect, wen a bottle of booze waz fouend N the operaeshun rume, Daddog knew he waz N gud Pawz, wen the surgen proceeded,singN a medlee of stonez songz, and ended wiff Satisfactshun and proclaymen that hee cud due this Shit N hiz sleep”, a hush, fallowed by a round of aplawz, flauded the Or, Afterway10 4 Momdog 2 arrive and haveN the Grild cheese sandwitch and the toemaetoe suep offered on and Nclueded on the seenyouar meel plan” Thea Departe 4 a hoem cooked meel of Chicken Bresstz ( Daddpg favoarate,) sew az we observe the payshint ,b_yin 4cet 2 O-bey Momdgz wurdz , wiff stuboarness N hiz hardt, we awl no woo will win, Rock on DD

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Ang-shush, moe mintz, Daddog having 2 chewz dishcomfort, and a promising carrear as a knee model for sintarreanz, Oar The panelessness butt curtin starez , of ofver hughmanz if he efver warez short agane,. Having sean hymn N shortz,and hearing the screemz of hughmanz N hiz va=sin-itee. replused buy the glare and running 4 safetee, eye voet 4 surgree and long pantz, az the departure our neerz, and he revuez the modeling contract, he flounderz, eye think he iz leenen 2ward the operation, The instawlaeshun , of the raysed Potty seat waz mi ffurst clue

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The Eluesive Chear-reOh, contest whener troefee haz 1s agane ben awarded 2 sum1Ls, Awlthoe 14th iz still espectabull, and had it knot ben that the whener secretlee tilted the bowl , The “T” shirt with the milk stain wood have ben 1 step clother 4 Daddog to clayme,… N ofver knews,Daddog prepairIN 4 nee surgeree , hiz costco doctor haz dunn 1 B4, sew itz knot liek the kwawllitee is N dowet, Daddog liekz hiz sinse of humor, Xpectz 2 B lefft N stichess

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Eye rite this wiff hert pheelingz, Thea had a Birffendae partee 4 Daddog , and Eye waz Banishted 2 Maxsez howes, Howe due U have a selabrayshun of Daddogz Birff wiffowet the 1 woo maykez him a ” Person of Nterest” ,B4 eye got hear, Daddog waz goeN threw the Moeshunz, Shure he did hughman thingz, ceated a phamilee , and seamed 2 B O K , But wen eye got hear, and he cud here my thawtz,,and roet them dowen, 2 mayke hugmanz see lief frum mi eyez and thair liefz better , , ofver hughmanz seem 2 B happee 2 C hymn, Eye sayved hymn from, ” wawtz new wiff U” “nuffin, wawtz new wiff U ” turned it N2 ” thatz 1 great/smart/Nteresting/wise/ loveabull ( Xcetra,Xcetra ) Dog, , She spellz funknee , but woo carez ( know reponce pleese ) Eye saved hiz ass, and got Banishted 4 it, Thea had shrimp, Chickin, Kaek, awl the thingz eye liek, Wen eye got returnd, it waz awl gone, eye got 1 shrimp, hert and hungree, and hughmanz sat N mispotz, glad itz onlee happinz efveree 80 hughman yearz

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Hot dae, juss sit10 runN sum eyeDaz buy mishelf, “ResscueDogz “, Awl eye here abowet iz how grate and greatful thea R,, Eye meen hay, Eyem a resscueDog, juss that the resNkewN had Money involved ,and mi Mom sewld me used the money 2 joyen a jim,sew she cud get hur figure bac, butt eye Scaped mi hungry and disaplin lacking bros and Sisentur, , and landed on mi Pawz wiff MD and DD, The storeez eye here abowet how theese “resscueDogz “BehaeveN/ obayN rulez/ comin wen cawled and ofver tiepz of braken dowen condishunz, cawzez me 2 wunder wawt wooda hapined if mi hughmanz , were smarter?……. eye wunder wen weir going 2 haev chicken agane ? Eye due liek chicken, …. Darin,Ellen,Grace and Ben R comin 4 DDz Birendae, R thea still gud treet givurz? …Well MD juss put Ice N mi wawterbowl, sew eye gess eyell get a drink, wooda ben nycer an our a goe, , hay wen the sirvice iz gud , tawk abowet greatfull , thatz me

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