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Eye can C whair conphushun mite have happened, no-ers of Daddog ,no , he is pro-wen 2 wait until the clock is Xpirering, before tayking act10shun, thea dowent leaeve 4 D C till mid-mae, Eye hoep the wishes of safenT dowent have an X-par-ae-shun date, Wee due C Big D andd Ellen next week 4 the performance of hiz peece, ( that Dosent sowen rite , and what eye waz gonna sae Duzzent sowend rite Effer, howe abowet sing and playin the music he roadt ) Momdog is happy heez arrivin, Me 2, he getz 2 cook. Darin duzz good scraps,
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Thairz know”US” N “Letz”, The wurds weir sayd B4 reggewler “get up tyme ” “Letz tri on Pantz” Thea R going 2 B leeving the howse, going 2 the performance of one of Dairnz musicawl commishund peecez , and 2 sum playce cawled D C, 2 attend Benz graduashun from George ( Know relayshun 2 Maxsez George ) ,Washingtun, U, bouef playces whair Pantz R rekwired, The small airea that Momdog lets Daddogs stuff inhabit,sumthin cawled a clawzset, seemz 2 have majicawl powerz, do 2 it’z darkenness, it iz hoem 2 the “Shrinkers” Thea onlee afeckt Pantz and the middle of shirtz, , after We witnessed the gap between the button and it’z target whole (won button almoist hit me),and several Breath hoeldin moementz , A pair waz fowend, nowe it’z Momdogs job to clone them,, Many angaree wuedz waz sayd , and 1 hughman laffed, eye just duckt and knodded, hey, heez mi guy, If U invested in the Eyece creem market, , sweetz oar Nknee thing that is eat10 after meelz, get owet now
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Reason 101 Why did he write “That” on Facebook Doesn’t seem it got a second look, Certainly not a like oar a share ideas out of thin air guess he’s the only one to care Why didn’t he use twiddit (er) his mind seems sharp just not very wid- dit (er) he dosn’t under stand tic toc or instgram it’s above his level is not in his plan But who duzz. No he wrote what he seems to need like a human Johnny apple seed it’s from his heart for you to read with hope it might bring a smile distract you from life for awhile, and so he posts What He’s told to say His dog tells him it’s her weigh things he’s interested in Take the back seat that’s the way things are when pawz verse feet and keeps him outa the gym Eye no he spells funny and it’s hard to read, but Bill does well and even Norma succeeds Pauline tries, and is not to proud just fines it easier to read ’em owet loud , Betty readsem to willie and Rose, do they understand? woo knose not efveryone can be a jewel, and at times he plays the fool but if you could see his face you’d see his heart is in the right place so if one brings a smile and you forgot a trouble for a while He’ll be happy
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Wauzz N a Name, The weigh he tellz it, Thea, Max and Goerge waz watchin sum moovee and nowe Max cawls hymnshelf “Max-i-muss”, heez a muss awlrite, nowe eye have ben cawld The Lexi-gaytor, witch is cool, Max saez “Lexi -aguss oar lexi-asis” Mayke me sowend moar regull, and that the E-gip-shunz treeted thair dogz rilee well, , ( Hay-suess knot sew mutch) but, Hay, if it maykes hymn feel gud and me moar of a kween in hiz eyes, ” sew let it B ritten, sew let it B dunn “( and pleese Use spell cheque )
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Hey, Max If Lifes a game, how do eye win Are thair rules when do they begin If life’s a game eye should give my all If another falls shouldn’t eye help them up? not be concerned about Extra points If life’s a game am I on a team? or by myself do I get a trophy for my shelf or my name on a board with the others If life’s a game should eye Hate another or treat them with respect as eye would a brother If life’s a game is it about learning? or possessions and the yearning or to be the best you can be treating others fairly and with dignity If life’s a game when it is over can you fail,,or get a do over ? Are you left 2 wonder what might have been had you thought of others what if and when Kept love in your heart and brought ofvers along someone should tell you sew you dowent get it wrong Guess We’ll find owet
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Eye dowent conphuse EZawlee, But am misunderstud off10, eye tri 2 put an Xpresshun of considerashun on mi snowet, wen prescented wiff sitUashunz/problemz that eyem suphosed 2 adapt/oar act upon, Eyem awear of Maxsez restrick10shunz, but becawz eye chewz 2 find a whole and enjoy layN/lieN N it, Nsted of knot goin whair Max canent , cawz of his fectshun,( yeah that waz hard 4 me 2 follew 2) eyem considered roooood, Hay, Max is cool wiff it, knot happpe ,but understandz,,but mi hughmanz cast dowet as 2 whair thea fayeld N mi curtesC traynen, and oar if eye am traynenabull at awl, eye think, sumtymes thea 4get eyem a Dog, But thin sew due eye
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Mi harness haz shrunk, the toen/tietness on mi body covering seemz 2 have stretched, oar redistruted itshelf N cir10 airreuz, , Still furm, butt now wiff an “ish” funknee, mi speed haz remained Xseptshunawl,, but eye seem 2 B moar selective of waut eye chaesish, (chase, as ofverz spell it ) eye still turn the hedz of BoyDogs, and Max compairz awl Girldogs 2 me, sew eye gess eyel live wiff it, Eye thawt it onlee happened 2 Hughmanz
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Max got busented, Hiz Momddog fowend dirt on hiz bellee, neer hiz fectshun, new he’d ben up in 1 of hour wholez, George waz 4st to give up his TV lookin 4 a whole dae, punished 4 not makin shure Max kept hiz fectshun cleen ,sew Max iz layen on the concrete wiff a sad look on hiz snowet , Know 1 efver tawkts abowet tymes iliek theese ,Wen thea romantasize abowet a DogZlief, N My knecktz book eye have a chapter that deelez wiff just this sort of thing, of coarse eyel change Georgegez naym,
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Mi pray deziers R resurfasing, ( dowent get yoar hopez up Brofur Bill ) yep the Bunkneez Back, Momdog thinks “IT” is, Q-ute funnee eye dowent think itz the same won, looks smawlure, as B4 eye am remaneing “unaware” ,sew if eye chase it and miss, mi prowfishidnessl/ hunt10 skillz, wowent B kwestchund, buy Max, Momdog naymed it Peter, but she names awl bunkneez Peter unless thair chocohlayte, Eye wundder, Due bunkneez tayste liek Chicken?
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