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Bad habitz, Knot me, Daddog, Momdog runz a tyet ship, and wen it comes 2 packin 4 a trip, Daddogs,”Letz bring evfereething” 10s 2 set a bad vieb in the ruuuem, “5 daez ,averaging 2 shirtz/pantz 2 sockz/2thongs per dae plus the unXpected,, meenz the carree-on Momdog allowez is not goin 2 wurk, eye walked N durring negoesheaeshunz, Momdog one, toeld Daddog thea weir going 2 C Ben gradUate, not 4 hymn 2 B seen, oar judged buy the D C fashun poleece, and that he shud B moar concerned abowet how heez gonna looooose 10 powends ( In the rite playces ) N 2 daez, Sayd, “KnOw bodee is going 2 remember some geezrure from Cal,”wiff the rong caulor sockz, ,Daddog juss sat lookin at the floor, eye went ofver sew he cud pet me,( alweighs maeks hymn feel better ) but even that dident wurk, He haz voewd 2 stay owet of any pickturez
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Sew eye askt Max, tell me abowet yoar Mom, He waz kwyet 4 a wile, then sayd she waz Beautiful, sayz at tymes he can still feel hur licks and howe mutch she loved hymn, Sayd he waz 1 of 4 pups, sew findin milk wazzent a problem, Max sayd he wazzent alweighs big, knot “now big” juss liek me hiz tyme wiff hur and hiz Bruvffers and sisenter waz 2 shoart , he told me ,howe he was a bawtDog, and went 2 live in a small apartment in a big city, az he grued , he got 2 big and had 2 stay inside awl dae till the hughmansz got home, Then 1 dae George came 2 ResNcue him, Eye told hymn abowet mi Mom and familee, That eye waz bawt 2, but cawz of Mi dad knot being a Husky ,that eye waz on sale , We thawt abowet whair hour Moms might B. hoepin thea had nyce bedz and treetz, boeff of us clothosed hour eye and wished them Happee Muvfferzdae and hoeped thea were prowed of us
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Sum 1 let the cat owet of the bag ( Y ) (,and the cat repayed them by knockin ofver the expensive vazz,vayce, flower holdin thing , ) Awl Dogs goe 2 heven, sew Y R we sew wunderful/lovin/trustin/loyell/steadfast/and Trew? Dogs is grate, but sum Dogs can be “yappers ” whair due thea goe, still heven, Sew,Thair has 2 B levels of heven, liek “GoodDog” “grateDog” “Best Dog in the whurled ” and “PriteeyestDog ” and mayB paneNtheass Dog, Thea still goe, but, N E howe, 2marrow iz MOMDogsDae, Thinkin abowet mi Mom, Heven haz 2 have a speshell place 4 MOMdogs, layN on Cowatchez and tellN stories, and lookN down at thair pups and C N how thair lives R GoeN, Sew 2Dae, poynet yoar snowets skyweird and sae “Thanks MOMdog” She’ll B wautchin, eye hurd thea even get thair figure back
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Thawt 4 2dae Eye hurd The sakweekee weel gitz the grease, sittin in a chair that kneedz 2 B oiled, dozzent cowent, Awlweighs consider Weather U want help oar 2 B considered Layseez
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Az thea start thair 31st year together, MD an DD rephected on thair past 2gether and R deturmend 2 goe 4wurd wiff onlee a few myner adjustments, , nefver 1 2 conseed defeet, Momdog ask that insted of repeetin thair vowez, maybe thea cud just replay the recording she made at the tyme, it’s pretty scratchee frum BN played sew off10 , but Daddogs “Eye Will” and Momdogs “Yeah,rite” still is audabull, and havin just dun thair Taxsus, 2getherness duzzent look sew bad, ….. The food truck nefver showed
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Momdog and Daddog r sellabrating thair annivursarry, 210 Dog years, Daddog B N a bit of a rowmantic, brawt Momdog a hot10dog frum Costco and a die-et coek, thea weir awl owet of diemounds, and the sweatz he bawt B4 weir scratchee, Thea mite goe owet 2 dinner layter, if thea can find a food truck, Momdog got Daddog a bunch of knew socks, awl the same colour, mostlee leftz, As a treet thea have decided 2 knot speek unless nesssu-sarry, and thin onlee 2 sae “WAUT” 3 tymez b4 getting mad, but just 4 2dae, Hey, eye luv-M, Stae two-ned
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And liek that (insert finger snap ) thea weir gon, Last knight waz the Concert that Onhered Darins High sckool Muesic teecher, Darin commishuned peece waz per4med by the sckool speceshawl kwire alog wiff Alumnus frum over 7 deckaids, 100 people on stage, He gave a tawk and joyned the singing of ofver songs that weir sunged ,Ellen sunged 2, she haz an amazzing voice , ( eye hurd hur praktusing ) even teechez voice at Mewllenburg kawledge back whair thea live , Eye waz left hoem wiff the Tv on , sew this is waut eye hurd wen thea cayme hoem, , Mark and Min Corey and Vera and a speshawl gesst of ant Tyla cayme back hear 2 give them a big cheer wen D& E cayme hoem,Momdog had the stoar mayke a cheezen cakke , Eye dident get N E, Eye will tell Max, he lieks Museick, Max lieked D & E thea gayve hymn petz
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Deer Lexi, eyem A resscueDog, but mi familee treetz me liek thair Buy-oh-lawg-icawlDog, It is sew wunderfull 2 b loved sew much, shud eye list mi birff nayme on applicashuns if the Ohcayshun ariezez?… Happee Deer Happee, Waut ?
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Darin and Ellen R hear, and know-1 sitted in my chare oar on mi cowatch, “YET”, eye gave Darin kissez and Ellen gave me petz, evan sayd how prettee eye am, But eye think hur hardt belong 2 Ruby thair Dogat hoem, Daddog mayde me B kwyit and knot RUUU them awake, oar run N2 thair ruuum and jump on thair bed, MayB 2mar-roe
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