O K the season has bit me….And in the spirit of self gratification… ( probably no the right word but ) i’m feelin some things need to be reconsidered…It is “SO” heart warming to see humans searching for the perfect gift for the one they love ( and hope to be loved by) .. the Hours of thought that go into finding a “something” that will create that feeling( in the other person) that they not only THEY Matter ,but are in-dis-spend-sis -a-bull in the persons lives..( insert Tear.)……Being a Dog ( a fantastic Dog ….DUH)…. I can see many things that may go undetected by my human counter parts.( as if there could be such a THING) .. AND this IS WHAT BRINGS ME TO THE E-PIFF-AN-E I JUST ( SORRY CAPS LOCK ON) had…If I am to be given a present by my humans,, it needs to have 2 2 2 2 … yes two Squearkers … everyone NOES ….most DOG? toys come with ONE sqearker.. Humans need to think outside the BONE< BALL animal or ,TOY and create a toy with atleast 2 TWO squeakers...Yes you could be the first to invent such a thing... But will you....Stop for a moment and CREATE.................................... so let it be written .... so let it be done...