Need a Ruling…Due to the need of my family to shower me with treats.. I have received many tasty objects over the Years..(almost 2 yrs)..One of their and My favorites are the Sleeves of bone chunks, sold at the Finer Stores..Momdog keeps them in the Freezer , and when I use my CUTE just right, she will insert one in the micro-wave to unlock and warm its magic, I immediately take my treasure ( after it cools ) out and bury it, to acheive .that rotting taste….Umm….after an undetermined time ( varies with each bone ). I retrieve it ,and enjoy ( lick and Chew ) …..Now this is where the problem has arisen…We all know I sleep on the Big Bed… I ask and receive permission to go outside to answer the call. ( PEE )…I thought it would be a good time to extricate a treasure, I arrive back on the bedroom floor ( not supposed to eat in bed) and begin my Chew…Now everything would have been fine, But apparently My Non-rhythmic chewing ( ok more like a crunch ) was disturbing to my Humans.. Where does it say chewing between the hrs of 11 -7 must be rhythmic… I think they make this stuff up.. I will ( if I agree ) abide by your decision