It always amuses me what brings smiles to my fellow “DOGS” ( MD& DD),, Of course My presence does it …..DUH……Anyhow…. So I laying under Daddogs desk…Phone rings It’s CoreyDog…Let me go back alittle.. The news has been full of creepy crawly things..(You know I don’t do Polly-ticks, so don’t go there).. The way I understand it…..These creatures come from a big thing of water…I was confused at crawly. and the fact ,they don’t even walk straight..They are called Dumb-in-s Crabs…. Crabs are thought of around here as Or-Gaz-mic ( Daddogs word) treats.. That, with enough Melted Butter can send them (DD) to another level….CoreyDogs phone call , is news of a source of live Crabs..right off something called a ” Boat “.All that is necessary is a trip to the big water and Money..The Crabs are to be murdered by MomDog, ( walking the Plank, into boiling water).(.Sideways?) and served on Saturday night… guess she has a Dark side….You should see the smiles…..I am positioning my self to get a ride out of this..Daddogs justifies all this , by sayings Crabs are low Carb and offset the Co-lest-er-all in the Butter…WIN WIN

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