Ahem ... My Food Bowl Is Not Going To Fill Itself!
I received The coveted ” Destroyer of the month award” ( Truth be told it wasn’t even close.)… And in the process established a new Chewin Record.. I had won this award many times in the past year so when the Signed Certificate arrived it wasn’t a complete surprise.. it is nice to be recognized.. but it’s alittle shallow ,in that the effort required to win was not that much of a challenge for me….I think what put me over the top , is when upon receiving the Chicken and begining to chew it only lasted 4.39 seconds… the time is based on T T S E ( Time-To Squeaker Extraction)… This Chewin Feat ( FEET ? ) bested my old time of 6.23 seconds.. not quite a 2 second difference but I feel nearing my potential personal best……. Momdog has just thrown down the Gauntlet… a Large Pink Bone.. no squeaker ( Daddog says it looks somewhat Familiar , but lets not go there)… I’ll keep you Posted ( pun intended)
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