I am being told.. “don’t jump on Daddogs lap”. ,, The only thing that makes sense is, He fattened up on Peanut brittle, cookies and ice cream, and had something done to his Lap. . From what I am hearing from Momdogs conversations..).. Lapo suction.? Tummy tuck ? I know they used Sharpe things… It started ,Friday..He left carrying a small bag..Momdog Drove him ( that’s how serious it was ) She was gone like 4 hrs, He didn’t return..She. came back and put away all the travel. folders. and adds for Dating sites started hittin the sauce. ( She made a glaze for the Ham ). seemed alittle down…He was in Recovery, (what ever that is ) so Momdog made some calls, and She and I hung out… I’m thinkin , this doesn’t seem quite right,… Now I am aware of the power of Momdogs cookies. and Jannette and Arnie sent Peanut Brittle … and..I have over indulged on occasion myself… I just run it off….Never had to remove cookies by force… Fast forward to this afternoon.. Momdog went to retrieve Him ,, I start to give him the old” Welcome Home “and it begins.(.I don’t like to half-step when it comes to welcoming Daddog home) I mean ,He’s not even out of the car and it’s” DOWN LEX DOWN”..He showed Momdog His tummy,… His modeling Days appear to be history… He has Holes in it., more than usual…..The more I know. the less I understand ( Eagles )… Guess we will celebrate The Guys birthday quietly…I thought I heard the faint sound of a Squeaker……………, maybe it was Daddogs tummy………………………MERRY CHRISTMAS