Eye rite this wiff hert pheelingz, Thea had a Birffendae partee 4 Daddog , and Eye waz Banishted 2 Maxsez howes, Howe due U have a selabrayshun of Daddogz Birff wiffowet the 1 woo maykez him a ” Person of Nterest” ,B4 eye got hear, Daddog waz goeN threw the Moeshunz, Shure he did hughman thingz, ceated a phamilee , and seamed 2 B O K , But wen eye got hear, and he cud here my thawtz,,and roet them dowen, 2 mayke hugmanz see lief frum mi eyez and thair liefz better , , ofver hughmanz seem 2 B happee 2 C hymn, Eye sayved hymn from, ” wawtz new wiff U” “nuffin, wawtz new wiff U ” turned it N2 ” thatz 1 great/smart/Nteresting/wise/ loveabull ( Xcetra,Xcetra ) Dog, , She spellz funknee , but woo carez ( know reponce pleese ) Eye saved hiz ass, and got Banishted 4 it, Thea had shrimp, Chickin, Kaek, awl the thingz eye liek, Wen eye got returnd, it waz awl gone, eye got 1 shrimp, hert and hungree, and hughmanz sat N mispotz, glad itz onlee happinz efveree 80 hughman yearz