Eye have hurd hiz Bellt screem,frum the strane, Ben thair as he drilled anofver whole in it in hoepz of comfort and funkshun, Eye think the last straw was wen he waz on the ladder and hiz pantz fell dowen, wiff Momdog watchin, Daddog sufferz frum O M N B, (Old man no butt ) oar thair is moar in the front than in the rear, Sew, Momdog bawt hymn some Spenderz, It waz sad 2 C hhymn realize he had become an OLD MAN, Necktz step theal B cuttin his food , and caz-U-L-E checkin 2 C if heez wet, Eye new hymn wen, hee iz treyen 2 adjust,( Pun In10ded) Wint owetsyde wen George, picked me up,, Thair I-z met ,as George spotted the spenderz, a teer 4emd in hiz I, wiff the ” Thair 4 the grace of Dog go eye” , oar, “Pour Bassturd ” look on hiz face, hiz myned racin 2 the fewchur, George is still snappin hiz wipp, (wippersnaper) an the reelazashun that thoughz daez R runN owet and the “Eye hoep eye dowent end up liek hymn” thawtz were Evadent, …..Momdog allso order sumthin cawld a Spankz