Deer Lexi… How due U, get the message threw 2 yoar humanz as 2 where U want 2 B petted/scracthed/rubbed…Needee Deer Despareate. ..U have substandurd Humanz….if U have 2 askt… A well trained humanz ,such as Mine, will think of nothing bbutt satisfie-in yoar unspoken pettin neads, and will seek out every oportunitee 2 show there Love….feelin yoar pain, I, shall impart sume of my whizzdum,.. 4 butt rubs, back up 2 them,… 4 chin sratches ,put snout neer there face,, kiss iff neceesssary … 4 belly rubs lay on yoar back,wiff pawz in the error and 4 just petts sit paralell 2 them within hands reech. . Lexi