Ahem ... My Food Bowl Is Not Going To Fill Itself!
Dear Lexi what is a good gauge 4 deciding how long I should visit, Kurious Caren. Dear K C, ( if that’s your real name),( not Thera) I have recently incountered,a guest who stayed 2 long, , so I feel very qualified 2 answer your question, 1st B shure U were actually invited , if U were dropped off, U R doomed.., B. treat the guests house as if everything is say-crit, ( chew toys U find R off limits ), III, if your host Growls in response 2 any of your actions, such as gettin 2 close 2 Her humans.or trying 2 we-zal pets.. finalize your will…. D If you were thinkin about flur-tin with the hosts Boyfriend , B prepared to get your ass kicked… 5…if your host wants to sleep where U R resting .move also don’t try any of that. B-ing Cute crap,….V1.. . If you arrived with any of the following, Bed, special food Fooddish,,or your own toys.. , locate the nearest 1st aid kit… Of coarse these R just My thawts, , and of coarse,, U ,not B-ing Me will B your biggest problem.. .. O and always bring a gift. . Lex..
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