Daddog Drowned his sorrows.. (from Bernie and Sky leaving ) by playing Golf with Markdog…Shot an AFTERNOON…Daddog says it was great fun and No weeds were pulled, or chores completed..Momdog is not showing the Love that abstenence or is that absence is supposed to bring….And she sends mixed messages… bought Daddog a push-pull golf cart at the Elephant sale.. Go- Stay- no- Go- No- stay sounds like what I hear when we go out to go Poddy except for the Stay part…Daddog picked a tip from one of the fellas he played golf with… The new Depends have an elastic band on the legs..WADDLE they think of next…. file that under soggy shorts