Customs and traditions It is my custom to Dog-ue-ver, the humans in my care to achieve my goal of comfort and happiness, I feel I give the same comfort to them ,plus I bring joy into their other wise bland lives, They do the same things over and over., where I am ever shurching to find new and fun things to do, But to do this I must first pry the from their sleep, I have implemented a plan that not only does the trick, but benefits them also.. The scene… MD & DD in bed, My body tells me , it’s wake up/getup time. Showing concern for their rest , I bring 4th a few Ruu’s, This makes them think I need to go out, Daddog/Momdog, ( who ever gets tired of my Ruus first) gets up and opens the door to outside, I don’t go out, planting the seed , that more is required from them, My next move is to crawl up between them and lay with my tail end in Momdogs face , enabling me to give Daddogs face Kisses/licks, they try and pet me and get me to lay with them quietly but, I always win, they get up.( It is important that I watch DD get the paper) . Speaking of customs and tradition.. MY kisses, when I lick Daddogs face, he always closes his eyes, What’s with that,? it’s almost like he doesn’t want to see my eyes at that moment, is that right,? , Daddog always gets up and washes his face, so much for Savoring ( that’s the benefit I was referring 2 )…. I guess you can’t teach old humans new tricks, But you gotta try

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