Clumpz of Max sir-round me, E-vin thoe hez gone hoem, itz alweighz sew much fun Wen hiz sheddin iz dun Sheddin 4 me is awl the tyme, Max iz a 1 tyme shedder lookz liek a warn owet rug ,oar liek an unfinished sweater Wen hee runz, itz liek itz snowN, hard 2 breev if eyem dowend wind no-in that it will B ofver sune maeks me wish he wazent goin Funnee ,itz tymez liek this, eye have 2 get past the fur 2 get a kiss Evin wiff awl the mess Max iz still the best and a good kisser 2