Being an old-timer-Dog.( almost 9 in dog years) I have learned many useful things….Sniff before you bite..lick to see if it’s too hot … if it smells bad ..Roll in it… if something is found broken or chewed.. be in the next room.. Blame the Cat..( we don’t have a Cat.. still a good idea ) ..Never forget you are the Cutest thing in their lives..and always make THEM feel.. like you missed them and that their lives would be empty without you.. ( this takes practice)..There’s alot more but… Momdog just found Her favorite slippers… next room here I come