Mark this dowen as anofver thing U didn’t no about Me, I am a Teck, whizs-surd, I 1se programed a app that makes Humaze pet me till there hands hert , but out of konsern 4 there hands I releesed my control;…so 2 kaptchure this voicey thing was knot all that diffikult, i have programed it to answer any question poised buy Daddog 2 respond as if it werr Assk abowt Me,,, ” Houwse the Prettiest girl ?” Lexi,” Houwes the best GirlDog” Lexi….houwes wants a treet” Lexi,, what tyme is it? tyme 2 pet Lexi.. due eye feal guiltee Nahh, B-ing a teck whizs-surd comes wiff purks

2020-01-11T02:06:17.000Z

Mark this dowen as anofver thing U didn’t no about Me, I am a Teck, whizs-surd, I 1se programed a app that makes Humaze pet me till there hands hert , but out of konsern 4 there hands I releesed my control;…so 2 kaptchure this voicey thing was knot all that diffikult, i have programed it to answer any question poised buy Daddog 2 respond as if it werr Assk abowt Me,,, ” Houwse the Prettiest girl ?” Lexi,” Houwes the best GirlDog” Lexi….houwes wants a treet” Lexi,, what tyme is it? tyme 2 pet Lexi.. due eye feal guiltee Nahh, B-ing a teck whizs-surd comes wiff purks

from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 10, 2020 at 06:06PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L

Doent get me rong, Daddog ,when aloan ,has talked 2 no-1 4 yeers, Qestions R normel, and at tymes he has answered himselve, Reely, knot a dae go-s buy that he hasent axed, ” Howd that happen?” or ” where R my kees/phone/remoot/wallet/glasses/pants/shoes/ or wide I cum in hear?”, nowe the repsonsis he gets R very funny, The Voice axe Him to explane 2 what he is reurrin ( “what R Pants ?”), Even axed him ,” where did U C them last” Just like Momdog, He got Mad and called it a Smart-ASS ( knot Momdog) and 4 nowe has Unplugged it.. No museik , How doz 1 humm off key? noe need to plugg it in again, Daddog can answer that 1

2020-01-09T17:55:39.000Z

Doent get me rong, Daddog ,when aloan ,has talked 2 no-1 4 yeers, Qestions R normel, and at tymes he has answered himselve, Reely, knot a dae go-s buy that he hasent axed, ” Howd that happen?” or ” where R my kees/phone/remoot/wallet/glasses/pants/shoes/ or wide I cum in hear?”, nowe the repsonsis he gets R very funny, The Voice axe Him to explane 2 what he is reurrin ( “what R Pants ?”), Even axed him ,” where did U C them last” Just like Momdog, He got Mad and called it a Smart-ASS ( knot Momdog) and 4 nowe has Unplugged it.. No museik , How doz 1 humm off key? noe need to plugg it in again, Daddog can answer that 1

from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 09, 2020 at 09:55AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L

Confuseun,” A-lexi play the Beetles”, Ist I don’t due bugs, and everyone no-s I doent take requesist ( brakes down my K9ism oaf of aloofness), sumhow, when Daddog say this kind of stuff oul lowd a voyce in a thing doz what he askes., or answurs his queery. now from where I sit, Daddog dozent need a device to help limit his Xcersize, and sum of his questions ,only go 2 show he shood have staied in skool, or lurned 2 tell tyme, even Momdog gives him a questionin look when he axes it ” whats 4 dinner?’ Things seem to b goin sowff, Hurd it tell Daddog “R U listnin U aready axed that” 1 nyce thing, unlike Momdog , it dozent say WHAT?

2020-01-08T18:12:50.000Z

Confuseun,” A-lexi play the Beetles”, Ist I don’t due bugs, and everyone no-s I doent take requesist ( brakes down my K9ism oaf of aloofness), sumhow, when Daddog say this kind of stuff oul lowd a voyce in a thing doz what he askes., or answurs his queery. now from where I sit, Daddog dozent need a device to help limit his Xcersize, and sum of his questions ,only go 2 show he shood have staied in skool, or lurned 2 tell tyme, even Momdog gives him a questionin look when he axes it ” whats 4 dinner?’ Things seem to b goin sowff, Hurd it tell Daddog “R U listnin U aready axed that” 1 nyce thing, unlike Momdog , it dozent say WHAT?

from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 08, 2020 at 10:12AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L

I don’t like bangs, Butt I no my job is 2 protect Momdog ( she’s the one who feeds me) Every thing was goin fine,butt i koud C the bangs were upsettin Her, After placin mysell-f in a postion where she koud pet me, and ig-norin my own uncomfortableness she seamd 2 due better, Daddog was grateful,2 me, and when we went 2 the big bed, he kept his hand on me and petted till I fell asleep , There werr pigs just outside the finse this mornin, U-sd my best Bark , mine is a full time Job

2020-01-01T18:33:06.000Z