2020-02-02T18:00:31.000Z
Hey they-er garintee-d, Momdog dozent by nothin wiff owt a garintee, thowe, the weigh she Xpanes/tells it, She Lewerd Daddog wiff , well lets just say Promiszz.and the ring on her finger is pruff of the winnin lewer/perchase.. This time I think the little wurds mite have Her, ,…as U remember, Daddog got the Big bowlz,and Momdog got plants 2 put in them 4 me 2 sit on 2 C better,, Momdogs stancz, they showd have ben tuff enuff 2 last longer than they have ( yep they-er Dead ), And in her Dep-poszshun ,she states a much, Even offaird 2 have Daddog testcicalafi, testifie, Wittness that She shude me off cowntless timez , Her proboblem, Daddogz hart isn’t in Her defence, and when called to test/wittness, will cave under Home Depots intarigator, The fact that eye flattened them beyon rec-cognizin, and their is only a small peace of root 2 return aint gonna help, .stay tuned, Their will new plants, I hope their softer.
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook February 02, 2020 at 09:56AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
This is knot a retracshunism,I just feal the nead 2 clarifie, mayB this is moore of a “Things I Didunt No About Lexi” (Max) a TIDNAL (M). if U will In a preveeus Mewsing, MD and DDs Securitee was mentshuned, “Gotta B Goin Thru Us” “2Get 2 U”, Max and I, R evfer alurt 2 Dangers and what they rep-prescent, Delivry trucks,Male persons, Sailsmen,, and even humanz just walkin buy ,nevfer go undietected, Alerts R givin the moment they ohcur, If a intrueder in-turd my house ,He?she wood knot leeve in 1 peace,….. Un less they have treets, Treets gets U the 1st 2 numbers 2 the safe, where spair keys R hidden, and all the Pass wourds they cowd evfer need… We boffe no of this a “weekLeenk” and R trie-n 2 corect it, Butt things like thiss take tyme,….. MayB a Treet wood Help
2020-02-01T17:37:16.000Z
This is knot a retracshunism,I just feal the nead 2 clarifie, mayB this is moore of a “Things I Didunt No About Lexi” (Max) a TIDNAL (M). if U will In a preveeus Mewsing, MD and DDs Securitee was mentshuned, “Gotta B Goin Thru Us” , Max and I, R evfer alurt 2 Dangers and what they rep-prescent, Delivry trucks,Male persons, Sailsmen,, and even humanz just walkin buy ,nevfer go undietected, Alerts R givin the moment they ohcur, If a intrueder in-turd my house ,He?she wood knot leeve in 1 peace,….. Un less they have treets, Treets gets U the 1st 2 numbers 2 the safe, where spair keys R hidden, and all the Pass wourds they cowd evfer need… We boffe no of this a “weekLeenk” and R trie-n 2 corect it, Butt things like thiss take tyme,….. MayB a Treet wood Help
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook February 01, 2020 at 09:29AM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
It came up in convirsaeshun, Max said it 1st,..Kwestchunin hour perpose We are boffe PullinDogs, butt all we evfer get 2 pull R Humanz, on hour walks..Neever of us have evferr even sean a sled, oar pulled 1. We boffe have hevy coats and like the cold, butt Only get 2 injoy the cold wevfer if the Humanz we R wiff can handle it 2, We R boffe strong and kwick, well Max is just kwick 4 his size, I howevfer am KWICK,, so Pullin in Cold wevfer sounds like a job we R made 4,.Hour koats R soft,and Humanz like to pet us, we even leeve samples of it 2 remind Humanz of the joy we bring, I hurd Momdog 1se spun a vest from anovferDogs Hare, (She duz things like that) After sum thinkin, we decided the thing we do best is givin Love. and provide the no-in, that 2 get 2 U, they gotta come thru US…We R conversaeshun starters, ” WoW what a Beuteiful Dog” has even led 2 Romance ( a 1st step 2 produce More Humanz)…….. If Humanz “Wurk like Dogs”I hope they remember ,We also take Naps
2020-01-31T23:10:42.000Z
It came up in convirsaeshun, Max said it 1st,..Kwestchunin hour perpose We are boffe PullinDogs, butt all we evfer get 2 pull R Humanz, on hour walks..Neever of us have evferr even sean a sled, oar pulled 1. We boffe have hevy coats and like the cold, butt Only get 2 injoy the cold wevfer if the Humanz we R wiff can handle it 2, We R boffe strong and kwick, well Max is just kwick 4 his size, I howevfer am KWICK,, so Pullin in Cold wevfer sounds like a job we R made 4,.Hour koats R soft,and Humanz like to pet us, we even leeve samples of it 2 remind Humanz of the joy we bring, I hurd Momdog 1se spun a vest from anovferDogs Hare, (She duz things like that) After sum thinkin, we decided the thing we do best is givin Love. and provide the no-in, that 2 get 2 U, they gotta come thru US…We R conversaeshun starters, ” WoW what a Beuteiful Dog” has even led 2 Romance ( a 1st step 2 produce More Humanz)…….. If Humanz “Wurk like Dogs”I hope they remember ,We also take Naps
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 31, 2020 at 03:10PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
I have Ob-surved, one of the hardest parts of being a humanz is,”tellin anofver one, you can’t pic them up frum the Airport” Or Help them Muve , wiffowt knot fealin Gill-t
2020-01-27T01:36:05.000Z
I have Ob-surved, one of the hardest parts of being a humanz is,”tellin anofver one, you can’t pic them up frum the Airport” Or Help them Muve , wiffowt knot fealin Gill-t
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 26, 2020 at 05:36PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
2daze Lexi-ism…Ab-un-dance. “Injoyin the tune in yoar head, and Ignorin the nead 2 improove it
2020-01-26T03:19:10.000Z
2daze Lexi-ism…Ab-un-dance. “Injoyin the tune in yoar head, and Ignorin the nead 2 improove it
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says on Facebook January 25, 2020 at 07:19PM https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L