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Thair waz a wit10ness , George, Momdog oardered a taun-toe cover 4 da knew truck, wen box arrived it had a bunch of fresh taype ofver a stensil that sayde,” New and improved pack agin” B-Yin the cawshush type, Daddog sugjested a camera B present wen oping the box, sew it had a damaged end, rite whair the stencil was, . this waz discovered afentur the cover waz removed fm the Box, Fast 4werd 2 the repackagin of the taun-toe cover,using randum peecez of cardbored, that 1s whent “rite thair” MD sayde it goes bac liek this,, DD liek that, George laughN sew hard he had 2 sit dowem, He had hurd stories, but now understandz DDz missiom N lief iz 2 cowentur MD stuberness, He rephusez 2 testifie 4 Ethair side
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Whairz the owetrage, abowet hidin pillz in peenut butter oar cheese, but hoeldN mi snowet till eye swallow, iz O K ? Ued swallow 2 if U cudent breev
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Tawk abowet Pro-crass10ashun,eye just red a post from 4 yeerz agoe, whair eye mentchuned knee sirgeree for DD, and it juss happened, Gess thairz know sucht thing as pro- actkting, sirginz did change and heez happee wiff the result sew other than waren shortz it awl werked dowet, Old doctorz wife took hymn for awl he had, sew DD feelz gud that he dident buy her drinkz wiff palm treez N them,
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Wen nayboarz have had enuff, thingz can get ugglee, Daddog haz ben warrin shortz ,cawz of hiz sirguree, it hazzent gone unknowticed, wen the petishun arrived, askin hymn 2, if haz 2 ware them, 2 due sew onlee owet in hour bac yard, well Dadog haz sean hymnshelf N a few mirrorz, and fealz thair pain, 2 dae he put on long pantz, Costco run, ( efveree bodee knowz of the Costco fashion police,) wile ripped jeenz R O K and staynez on shirtz havenet cawt on yet ,, Uglee legz Can get yoar membership revoked, and the thawt of NO HOTDOG/ berree sundae was enuff 2 duc and cover, … ..Momdog sayed he must knot push the card, leenen on the handlez, geezer 101, Hee wowent, the pain frum the cattlle prod, fresh N hiz memoaree
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Tawk of fayme and 4chun, Daddogz scarr iz small and strayt, the kind that sirginz wood love 2 advertize, Butt Daddog awlsew haz Uglee kneez, sew hiz dreamz of maeB byin feechured N sum publickaeshun R juss a dreemz, N fact, that Daddog dident owen shortz shud have ben a clue, sum whair the werdz ” Pleese wear Pantz” en U leeve the howse, seem 2 have ben 4gott10, it maykes hymn feel speshawl 2 think of fayme and the few buckz it mite bring, sew awl R givin hymn hiz alueshun
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Tayke a seet, have sum coffee Letz juss sae heez stubourn, oar U cud sae pickee, The seen,Momdog askt ” wood U liek a samwitch” (Costco roasted chicken, lefft ofver frum the knite B4 ) Shure, that wood B sew sweet, and thatz whair he messed up, Didnent speshifie,” The NEW Bread “B-yin thirftee, Momdog fowend 2 licez of bread that had bn wedged between the air frier and the toester, 4 moar than the normal use period, thea were sumwhat stiff, used them, and tried 2 pass them off as New, oar “PHINE” Well Daddog noticed that the heel had ben turned face toward the chicken and made a comint, Momddog nowe on the defensive , made statementz about how luckee he wasz 2 even get a samwitch witch iz truebut Daddog retoarted, that If U were gunna tri and please soumone buy mayking them a samwitch, The samwitch wood B fresh wiff soft bread, Feelin Rite, He mentioned the sinaireho 2 George,in the presentz of MD. thinkin George wood have hiz Back, Awl he got frum George waz a smile, The Heel got eated,
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Thea lefft urly,Daddogs dr appt, 1st poest-op, came back awl smyles,Know-moar support socks,and he can drive,Dr sayde he is dueN great, gud! cawz he blue the driv-weigh yesturdae, cawz he cud, Momdog dident goe N wiff hymn, sew Daddog sayde the dr sayde NO moar chores 4 6 monthz, Eye think MD is gunna cawl Her
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S O B nearlee hit me wiff hiz cayne, half the tyme he duzzent usez it, an wen he duzz he 4getz whair he left it, MD ,Whairz yoar cayne ? awlrite, ,iz he that tuff ? know heez that stupid/layezz/ stubborn. Momdog iz leeving the howse 4 longer periods of tyme, but still coming back, Comunicaeshun iz the kee, but thair operating wiff 2 different lockz
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High, Lexi hear, Oh hymn, heez fine ,lost in a wurld of hiz owen Ramdum thawtz, just the weigh eye liek hymn, Hiz knee iz better, still able 2 feed me peecess of chicken,, and type, mi frushstraeshun wiff this tempoararee set back haz bena chance 4 me 2 Xpeareance the plight of ofver Dogz wawt dowent haev wawt eye due, a voyvce, Ryden this lame horrse, is better than wawkin, eye meen wawt iz a team, wiffowet ME in it, …itz gud 2 B back
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