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Sharin 2 dae wiff Willie is the Man, the leadgun, the Hope of Millyonz, the 1 an onlee “BEN” 23 , woo woo bearz the title of #1 Gramdson, and iz movin 4werd like havin a rocket on hiz back, we hear N westcoastLewisLand, Wish hymn , a moist happee Birfendae, and waunt 2 sae agane, How proud of awl he haz Become,and remind hymn, the checkz N the Male
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Juss waun 2 give a big showet owet to Willie, Daddogz sisterz Dog dowen N Texaz, 2dae he is 77 Dog yearz oled, Willie has ben named Dog of the year 6 tymez running having got off 2 a rockee start, he met the challendge and beet back any feer he had, ,Haz a perfect dephence record, saving Betty and ofverz frum shure and Mpending danger, 1z scared a trick oar treeter sew bad, after he wet hiz pantz, he gave up candy and started eating Kale,, Willie haz perfected the art of Lap sitting, but will respond 2 the sowend of a Barking spider, Happee Birfendae Willie, U have set the standard , U R listed N the Book of Dogz as A truelee “gud Boy ” , and an inspurashun 2 awl Dogz, He awlsew liekz the book eye left 4 hymn, witch listz thingz knot 2 due, Rock on Willie
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AZ eye aege, thair r compromizez eye have mayde, and az long az thea R nowen onlee 2 me, thin itz juss a desisshun eye have Mayde, no biggee, Resinlee, situashunz have arizzon that eye have handeled “Mi weigh ” Eye am refurring 2 Frank the skwearl who haz moved N2 mi backyard, Max hassent scene hymn, sew eye pretend eye dowent effur, if he had, eye wood have 2 chayss Frank Daddog/George and Momdog no, but dowent presshure Me, sew fast 4werd 2 2dae, Roger the Bunknee showed hiz uglee face, and waz scene buy George and Momdog, nowe mi purrsoneA az a know non scentz girlDog iz truelee N jepardee, It iz purceeved az me bein soft , Hughmanz can B sew judgemental ,butt eye can onnestlee sae, mi hughnmabz R sayfe, know harm 2 them haz ohcurred on mi washt, Frank and Roger, arent Bad guyz, but nowe that Rogerz presentz haz ben mayde nowen, it mae B 4sin me 2 B a “reN4cer of mi Emage, ” canent let them C a Crack N mi Rmoar, howe due eye let them no, eye havent gone sawft ?
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Anofver grate Birfendae ,Cardz, presscents, treetz,Chicken partz , and a ride N the truck 2 get sweet poetaytoez 4 mi dinner, Max didnent come, but, eyem sit10 N the truck wiff Daddog at the poetaytoe get10 store, and Statla, and Vinney ( Maxsez Momdog and,Vinney 1 of twinz that R georgez sunz, apear at the truck window, bringN me a Birffendae presscent, fresh frum petco,a achewin bowen and a sweet poetaytoe cookee, Wow, Awl waz goeN grate , wen we got hoem, eye waz tricked N2 a baffe, got toweld off and dri d N the sun, Max came 2 dae, furst thing he askt, “Any of that cookie leff ? ” Howe did he no,? Eyem cleen and reddee 2 werk on 11, Thankz 2 awl woo helped me sellabrate
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Thea dowent sing well, butt it waz nyce thea remembered Mi Birffendae,10 ( 70 in Dogyeerz ) Started after the sinN wiff a big boewell of Hunknee nut Ohz, knot juss leftover Milk a 8 ohz, Thin a wawk buy Daddog, and thin George camed up and wawkt me 2, George had bac sirgiree yesturdae, sew it waz a sirprize 2 see hymn, sayed he woodent miss mi Birffendae, Lookin 4werd 2 a fayce mussawge/tummee rubz and ear scratchez that will shurelee come mi weigh, Waunted 2 thank awl woo sent cardz, even “Chewy”
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Daddog liekz nummerz, He duzz sad-uek-coo , but his favoaright thing is reading the Ohbit N the payper figuring owet how oled Hughmanz were wen thea died, efveree mourning , he lookz 2 C if heez N the Ohbitz, thin lookz at the bourn-on and last seen datez of the escapeez, 2 gloat that heez still hear, that and if thea were offed buy a familee member, Duck seeson will start suen, Momdog and me will pre10d 2 miss hymn, …. wawdt U sae ?
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AZ saturdae approachez ( mi Birfendae The big 70 ) eye sumtymez 1der if maeB eyev laust a step, 2dae the chancce 2 findowet arrose, Daddog chippin up tree lymbz, Momdog chewsing 2 help ( thou knot wiff Daddogz aprueval ) started handing Daddog branchez, Leeving the gayte open juss a small amowet, , 2 sum an opening this small, wood have ben a a challindge, but eye slivered threw , wiff owet detectshun, and whent 4 da run, Momdog realised her misteak, and started cawling me, 1z free of capintiveitee, eye explored the nayborz yardz and awlmoist got a cat, well eye saw it az it scurried aweigh, George came 2 get Max sew eye came 2 hymn wen he cawled, wiff smilez on thair facez, eye waz recognized az a truelee Artfull dodger, after witch, eye looked 4 Maxsez reacktshun, He hadent knowtist, BoyDog z
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Y ? Daddog put dowen hiz remoet and started trimmin treez, onlee trabull, thea weir rite buy whair Max and eye rest N hour wholez, , tayking aweigh preshush shaed, Momdog had sujested tirmN them a few monthz ago, and given itz prioariteyezing N Daddogz werld, we weir awl sirprised 2 C it started N this calender yeer, Eye thimk, the MTness of the green wayste contaner , and the heet frum Momdogz glaire, brawt 4th this crawl N2 acktshsun, he craped owet farelee erlee and will give it a shot 2dae, sew howe mutch shaed we will lueze iz stll N dowet, Max luvz 2 wash hughmanz werk , and moist of the tyme Daddog kwalliphies, sew he waz happee
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Like he waz shawt owetta aw cannon, yesturdae After Max arrived and settled N hiz whole, up on the hill, George braut Shadow ofver Shadow iz a reencue and B-longz 2 Georgez dawter, 2 Show awl woo hadent scene/met hymn, Hymn, Shadow iz a Grate peirNeez, ( oar meez ) and Max had met hymn B4, but knot wen eye waz arowend, frum hiz whole (avantezzpoyent ) Awl Max sau was some guyDog, woo lookz alawt like Koda ( Maxsez competishun 4 mi effctshunz ) sniffen hiz Girl( heez 2 yung 4 me, but eye like the a10shun ), Max runned 2 the backendore, and barked at Shadow, shuda scene hymn, awl jullus and feerz lookin, Shadow ,woo iz a big LuverDog/gintel gy-yint (wood kill a flea, but onlee if sum1z watchin ) juss smiled and moved aweigh, Eye felt yung agin and Max felt like a ManleeDog…. it waz a gud dae
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