A letter recently received, Dear,All-Wise Lexi While visiting the Vet the other day, the need to find my body temperature became necessary,, We have all been subject to being probed, however the insult that is most hurtful is, not being trusted to hold the probe in my snout, like humans do< What is their reasoning? power, sadistic pleasure, ? sined Please use Lube Dear P,U,L, , I ass-old Daddog, He ass-sured me, it s for our safety,, Butt, that doesn't ease the indignity of the procedure, Heating the probe ?, apparently can give false readings,, and what temp wood be Just right ?, I usually recum-mend, turning the other cheek, when it comes to insults, , and Passing gas at that moment can be a good payback but is also tricky, so let's put those thoughts in the rear.. The only answer I can ass-ertain, is .....Don't get sick A W Lexi Lewis,