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Thair R placez eye remember , ( yeah Beatlez )…knot 2 B, eye speek of the airea whair Daddog dressez, eye can recognize pantz wiff revetz,and feel sumwhat sayfe wen the tri on comez,, but wen buttonz tri 2 reech the N10ded whole N hiz pantz, well itz bess 2 keep a peece of furnitchur Bteen us, That krack N the mirror, dident juss happen,, and due 2 hiz membership N the howse of large sysez, bying revoked, well Daddog iz stet 2 start a popular weigh of strain releef/girrth reducktshun, used buy the dancing hughmanz on TV, and help lower the personawl space hiz bodee rekwirez 2 “fit N ” he had tried suspenderz but hiz showelderz cudent take the strayne, eye 4 1 will B happee 2 B abull 2 relax at dresen tyme
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Hughmanz ,Eye have sean hughmanz due sum kurEus thingz,liek fixin up an old car/truck/boat/M/C but thea still end up wiff an old “thing” thatz still an old thing, mite look better, , wile laeyin n mi spot under Daddogz dessK, eye herd that thair planning 2 fix Daddogz cadilac, furst, he drivez chevyz/fordz and jeepz, heez 80, Nveesting N a prodject like this seamz 2 knot B cost efftive, knot liek the teef he got,witch Momdog can have fitted 2 a replacement husezban,(if kneeded ), oar the nee that can atleest recover sum of itz cost buy scraping the partz, This iz whair it getz conphusing, thea R going 2 oper8 on hymn, sew he can C 2 rite the check, The desishun waz mayde buy Momdog after visiting a new Dating site, slim pickenz, moist of the tyme eye juss listsin, but Max and eye get a few lafez …. Hughmanz
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Daddog gotta Busted, tayking the travel traylor down 2 the tire shop, while crossomg the narrow bridge on hour street, Having “crossed that bridge” menknee tymes b4, sumhowe the tirez on the passenger side of the trayler, desyded 2 vizzit the creek, knot toetoelee in the creek, but hanged ofver, Daddog askt a passing Bobcat river 2 lift the rear end of the trayler up wiff a chain sew he cud co10U driven on the street, a crowed had gathered, Daddog payed awl woo were thair 2 keep the storee kwyet, and owet of Momdogz earz,, but dident cowent on a film crew( that was filming the steelhead mygracshun for the discoveree channel ) 2 spread the video with a non brybed hughman, woo cawd 2 C if Daddog was awlrite, , lesson learned carry moar munKnee , 4 brybez,
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Eye list it under “the cawst of dueN bizzness” An unbyest obsirver, wood shurelee knote the lack of thredthing cridderz that R presint N the taritoree Eye proteckt, But Momdog duzzent seam 2 valU this peece of mind that eye afford as mutch az moist hughmanz wood,, cayse N poyent, Treetz, Mi favorite treet has gone up N pryce,frum $38, 4, 48, 2, $50, 2 $, 65 , ( the size haz remayned constant), Momdog iz N sharge of treet procuremint,, but iz bawking at the price Ncreess, Daddog haz tried 2 remyned her ,”U get wawt U pae 4 ” awl thoe eye feel devalued, mi job deadikashun remaynez stedfassed, Nknee 4m of positive kawmunicaeshun wifff momdog on mi B1/2 wood B rewarded N mi knectz book
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C-sunz chaenge, Sittin on the frunt pourch wiff Daddog, a lite drissel fawling, Daddog pondering lief, Askin kwestchunz liek, Y R we heer? , Me, cawz itz drizzelN, and we dowent wawnt 2 get wet, Plus,eye think the “Pryce iz rite ” iz a repeet, Knot awl thingz have 2 B thawt provoeking, and weir a teem
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Ben a wile sinse Max came up, Well heez heer, 2dae he seemed 2 have missed me 2, husteld 2 his favoarite hole and had a big smile on hiz face, That smile awlweighz warmz mi hart, Eye have missed hymn, The daze seem longer wen he duzzent come ofver
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Thea R bac. Know treet 4 me, onlee the smell of BoyDogs on thair close and shuez, Thea saye Tawkin Dogz canent goe whair thea whent, Eye toeld them Eye wood be gud, It fell on clothed errz Daddog kawt fish and captured crabz,, thea picked them and srindedrapped them 4 layture, Daddog sayed Eye will get sum bites, nyce 2 have them hoem,
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EyeM get10 Xtra petz, even a few moar treetz,The traylor is hooded up ,Momdog spent 3 daez ,mayekin it “Juss sew ” thea R heded 2 a playce that duxxent liek Tawkin Dogx, samon fishin/Crabin N Oarigone, oyesturez on the BBkew, How menknee tymes due hughmanz due “Bucket lyst ” Thingz B4 thea cross them off?
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Gra-2it-teez, petz and lovez,Tummee rubz, (sum howe, “OH Mi” seamz 2 fyned itz weigh N2 mi brayn ) R the minimum evfvree Dog iz Ntiletawld 2, Nowe if a Dog, duzz sumthin Xtra, liek bringz slipperz 2 a sitting caregiver, ( woo wood due that ?)Oar warnz of Poe10shawl dangeer N the middle of the knight,sae theft of a veehickawl, A gra-2it-tee shud B given, Xtra bowen/chicken skin,, Daddog iz genurus, aka a sawfttuch, but findz it hard 2 reward ofver hughmanz 4 doin thair Job, and haz knowticed the level of/kwawlitee of thair job iz reflected buy the tip He leevez, Butt iz awear ,that mployeurez will pay a lower wayge, figuring tipz given, will balance it owet ,sew the Mployee getz wawt he/she shud, N the Mployurez Iz, Mi acktshunz have awlweighz ben tipabull, oar tipikawl 4 fine Dogz liek Me, Wen askt 2 tip the crossing guard iz the noarm,, thingz cud get throwed arowend hear, BN aDog iz grate,…. mayB a small treet wile UR up, sew mi level of care remainz at itz peek
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