Wen nayboarz have had enuff, thingz can get ugglee, Daddog haz ben warrin shortz ,cawz of hiz sirguree, it hazzent gone unknowticed, wen the petishun arrived, askin hymn 2, if haz 2 ware them, 2 due sew onlee owet in hour bac yard, well Dadog haz sean hymnshelf N a few mirrorz, and fealz thair pain, 2 dae he put on long pantz, Costco run, ( efveree bodee knowz of the Costco fashion police,) wile ripped jeenz R O K and staynez on shirtz havenet cawt on yet ,, Uglee legz Can get yoar membership revoked, and the thawt of NO HOTDOG/ berree sundae was enuff 2 duc and cover, … ..Momdog sayed he must knot push the card, leenen on the handlez, geezer 101, Hee wowent, the pain frum the cattlle prod, fresh N hiz memoaree

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Tawk of fayme and 4chun, Daddogz scarr iz small and strayt, the kind that sirginz wood love 2 advertize, Butt Daddog awlsew haz Uglee kneez, sew hiz dreamz of maeB byin feechured N sum publickaeshun R juss a dreemz, N fact, that Daddog dident owen shortz shud have ben a clue, sum whair the werdz ” Pleese wear Pantz” en U leeve the howse, seem 2 have ben 4gott10, it maykes hymn feel speshawl 2 think of fayme and the few buckz it mite bring, sew awl R givin hymn hiz alueshun

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Tayke a seet, have sum coffee Letz juss sae heez stubourn, oar U cud sae pickee, The seen,Momdog askt ” wood U liek a samwitch” (Costco roasted chicken, lefft ofver frum the knite B4 ) Shure, that wood B sew sweet, and thatz whair he messed up, Didnent speshifie,” The NEW Bread “B-yin thirftee, Momdog fowend 2 licez of bread that had bn wedged between the air frier and the toester, 4 moar than the normal use period, thea were sumwhat stiff, used them, and tried 2 pass them off as New, oar “PHINE” Well Daddog noticed that the heel had ben turned face toward the chicken and made a comint, Momddog nowe on the defensive , made statementz about how luckee he wasz 2 even get a samwitch witch iz truebut Daddog retoarted, that If U were gunna tri and please soumone buy mayking them a samwitch, The samwitch wood B fresh wiff soft bread, Feelin Rite, He mentioned the sinaireho 2 George,in the presentz of MD. thinkin George wood have hiz Back, Awl he got frum George waz a smile, The Heel got eated,

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