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Tawk of fayme and 4chun, Daddogz scarr iz small and strayt, the kind that sirginz wood love 2 advertize, Butt Daddog awlsew haz Uglee kneez, sew hiz dreamz of maeB byin feechured N sum publickaeshun R juss a dreemz, N fact, that Daddog dident owen shortz shud have ben a clue, sum whair the werdz ” Pleese wear Pantz” en U leeve the howse, seem 2 have ben 4gott10, it maykes hymn feel speshawl 2 think of fayme and the few buckz it mite bring, sew awl R givin hymn hiz alueshun
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Tayke a seet, have sum coffee Letz juss sae heez stubourn, oar U cud sae pickee, The seen,Momdog askt ” wood U liek a samwitch” (Costco roasted chicken, lefft ofver frum the knite B4 ) Shure, that wood B sew sweet, and thatz whair he messed up, Didnent speshifie,” The NEW Bread “B-yin thirftee, Momdog fowend 2 licez of bread that had bn wedged between the air frier and the toester, 4 moar than the normal use period, thea were sumwhat stiff, used them, and tried 2 pass them off as New, oar “PHINE” Well Daddog noticed that the heel had ben turned face toward the chicken and made a comint, Momddog nowe on the defensive , made statementz about how luckee he wasz 2 even get a samwitch witch iz truebut Daddog retoarted, that If U were gunna tri and please soumone buy mayking them a samwitch, The samwitch wood B fresh wiff soft bread, Feelin Rite, He mentioned the sinaireho 2 George,in the presentz of MD. thinkin George wood have hiz Back, Awl he got frum George waz a smile, The Heel got eated,
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Thea lefft urly,Daddogs dr appt, 1st poest-op, came back awl smyles,Know-moar support socks,and he can drive,Dr sayde he is dueN great, gud! cawz he blue the driv-weigh yesturdae, cawz he cud, Momdog dident goe N wiff hymn, sew Daddog sayde the dr sayde NO moar chores 4 6 monthz, Eye think MD is gunna cawl Her
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