Eyem a victum of sirchez diskiezed as Petz, wiff the foxentale problem WE R nowe trin 2 live threw, my koet is the subject of faux ( foewe) petz, Daddog petz me and then cawlz 2 Momdog if he fynedz sumthin of Ntursest, Eye noe the drill, sew eye leeve the air-ea, kynd of liek ,Hyde and seek, wiffowet the fun part, Momdog duzzent “Goe N litelee” Daddog tellz hur 2 B nyce, Eye have witNessed the weigh she attacktz A owe-wee on Daddogs hand, ( liek a slivver ) and howe she prodz and poekz butt eye thawt she wood B nycer 2 me, butt she is liek on a mishon, hur actkshunz R efectin hour rellayshunshitp, Eye am leff 2 pondur “Waut is Love ” and duzzent it louse sumthing wen efectshun turnz N2 “The kest , oar treshure hunt “

Max asskt, whair duzz the sun goe ? and howe does it get frum ovfer thair 2 ofver thair ? ( using hiz Paw 2 poynt ) is it the saym sun? oar R thair knew 1s evfereedae ? Are we movin oar is it ? Eye toeld hymn, just cawz eyem prettee duzzent meen eye have awl the anNsirz, It’z not fun buresting yoar own bubble

10shunz have lessond, ours of sitting tayking practice test paed off, af-entur 2 messed up appptz, Daddog left 4 the DMZ this mourning ( knot leevin a note ) walked rite N , sat rite Down, and began tuchin the screen , Passed furst try, frum what eyem toeld he applied hiz usual sharm, and and centz of hughmoar to alure himshelve 2 the nice lady, inspite of that he wasz granted drivin priveledges, Con sider yoarshelf warned