Wauzz N a Name, The weigh he tellz it, Thea, Max and Goerge waz watchin sum moovee and nowe Max cawls hymnshelf “Max-i-muss”, heez a muss awlrite, nowe eye have ben cawld The Lexi-gaytor, witch is cool, Max saez “Lexi -aguss oar lexi-asis” Mayke me sowend moar regull, and that the E-gip-shunz treeted thair dogz rilee well, , ( Hay-suess knot sew mutch) but, Hay, if it maykes hymn feel gud and me moar of a kween in hiz eyes, ” sew let it B ritten, sew let it B dunn “( and pleese Use spell cheque )

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Hey, Max If Lifes a game, how do eye win Are thair rules when do they begin If life’s a game eye should give my all If another falls shouldn’t eye help them up? not be concerned about Extra points If life’s a game am I on a team? or by myself do I get a trophy for my shelf or my name on a board with the others If life’s a game should eye Hate another or treat them with respect as eye would a brother If life’s a game is it about learning? or possessions and the yearning or to be the best you can be treating others fairly and with dignity If life’s a game when it is over can you fail,,or get a do over ? Are you left 2 wonder what might have been had you thought of others what if and when Kept love in your heart and brought ofvers along someone should tell you sew you dowent get it wrong Guess We’ll find owet

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Eye dowent conphuse EZawlee, But am misunderstud off10, eye tri 2 put an Xpresshun of considerashun on mi snowet, wen prescented wiff sitUashunz/problemz that eyem suphosed 2 adapt/oar act upon, Eyem awear of Maxsez restrick10shunz, but becawz eye chewz 2 find a whole and enjoy layN/lieN N it, Nsted of knot goin whair Max canent , cawz of his fectshun,( yeah that waz hard 4 me 2 follew 2) eyem considered roooood, Hay, Max is cool wiff it, knot happpe ,but understandz,,but mi hughmanz cast dowet as 2 whair thea fayeld N mi curtesC traynen, and oar if eye am traynenabull at awl, eye think, sumtymes thea 4get eyem a Dog, But thin sew due eye

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Mi harness haz shrunk, the toen/tietness on mi body covering seemz 2 have stretched, oar redistruted itshelf N cir10 airreuz, , Still furm, butt now wiff an “ish” funknee, mi speed haz remained Xseptshunawl,, but eye seem 2 B moar selective of waut eye chaesish, (chase, as ofverz spell it ) eye still turn the hedz of BoyDogs, and Max compairz awl Girldogs 2 me, sew eye gess eyel live wiff it, Eye thawt it onlee happened 2 Hughmanz

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Max got busented, Hiz Momddog fowend dirt on hiz bellee, neer hiz fectshun, new he’d ben up in 1 of hour wholez, George waz 4st to give up his TV lookin 4 a whole dae, punished 4 not makin shure Max kept hiz fectshun cleen ,sew Max iz layen on the concrete wiff a sad look on hiz snowet , Know 1 efver tawkts abowet tymes iliek theese ,Wen thea romantasize abowet a DogZlief, N My knecktz book eye have a chapter that deelez wiff just this sort of thing, of coarse eyel change Georgegez naym,

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Mi pray deziers R resurfasing, ( dowent get yoar hopez up Brofur Bill ) yep the Bunkneez Back, Momdog thinks “IT” is, Q-ute funnee eye dowent think itz the same won, looks smawlure, as B4 eye am remaneing “unaware” ,sew if eye chase it and miss, mi prowfishidnessl/ hunt10 skillz, wowent B kwestchund, buy Max, Momdog naymed it Peter, but she names awl bunkneez Peter unless thair chocohlayte, Eye wundder, Due bunkneez tayste liek Chicken?

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Hughmanz, Thair R moements,that bring smilez,chuckles,an audubul sye, and sumtymes a teer, memories that Rnt shared juss fellt,, thair pursonel, and moist tymes no-1 is awear of them and howe thea effect U Nknee thing can trigger them, a smell a phraze a movie, an ungaurded thawt, mite bring back a memoree, a feeling, a warmyth even a tingeling flush,,the feeling that it was a speshell tyme, , As eye witness these events happening 2 Daddog,waut is awakened in hymn,, eye feel jellus,The clothset eye come is how eye feel wen Daddog comes home after BN aweigh, 4 me it’z liek tuching, waut it’s liek 2 B hymn, Daddog is a bit of a roemantick, sew mayB these happenings R UkneeK 2 hymn, Eye hoep Knot

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Love ayent EZ, If U look at awl iit rekwirerz, Y wood any____ syne up 4 it ? It’z almoist liek eye cair moar abowent hymn than eye due me, ,wiff the coen still on, he kneez me moar, Juss 2dae, eye had 2 advicate on Maxsez B havef, He haz a fectshun frum just BN hymn, Mr George woodent let Max goe up the hill 2 lay in the whole eye prepared 4 hymn, sumpin abowet gett10 dirt N sumpin, Eye had 2 Rooo and Nudge George 2 get the blocked acksess cleared, , Max sayd thankz, and eye felt gud, Eye wonder if eyeL give hymn kissws wen he starts drewlin?

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A tyme 2 rejoyce oar hyde, Daddogs visshun is alot better, gud? well, he is BN xpected 2 pickup whair he leff off, nowe he nefver did mutch, triN 2 get buy on hiz self declaired gud looks, but he did due sum, The vackuem, Momdog saez it’z like whorse shoes, just get clothes and it mite pick “IT” up,Daddog menchuned the feer of sucken up sumthin of valvU, and howe he wood nefver 4give hymnshelve if that happened, lowden the dishenwashur, Hiz feer of jabin himshelf wiff a kanife oar 4erk, wen lowden oar unlowden brings on simtomz and feer of a relapst, he doze waut he can, Momdog xpects moar and is gett10 tired of ” Hon, wile yer up, will U get me a _______,” Daddog menchuned/cites the “Statchew of limbitaeshins” we awl no Momdog will prephail, but at leest his BN an artfuldodger is back

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