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Az thea start thair 31st year together, MD an DD rephected on thair past 2gether and R deturmend 2 goe 4wurd wiff onlee a few myner adjustments, , nefver 1 2 conseed defeet, Momdog ask that insted of repeetin thair vowez, maybe thea cud just replay the recording she made at the tyme, it’s pretty scratchee frum BN played sew off10 , but Daddogs “Eye Will” and Momdogs “Yeah,rite” still is audabull, and havin just dun thair Taxsus, 2getherness duzzent look sew bad, ….. The food truck nefver showed
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Momdog and Daddog r sellabrating thair annivursarry, 210 Dog years, Daddog B N a bit of a rowmantic, brawt Momdog a hot10dog frum Costco and a die-et coek, thea weir awl owet of diemounds, and the sweatz he bawt B4 weir scratchee, Thea mite goe owet 2 dinner layter, if thea can find a food truck, Momdog got Daddog a bunch of knew socks, awl the same colour, mostlee leftz, As a treet thea have decided 2 knot speek unless nesssu-sarry, and thin onlee 2 sae “WAUT” 3 tymez b4 getting mad, but just 4 2dae, Hey, eye luv-M, Stae two-ned
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And liek that (insert finger snap ) thea weir gon, Last knight waz the Concert that Onhered Darins High sckool Muesic teecher, Darin commishuned peece waz per4med by the sckool speceshawl kwire alog wiff Alumnus frum over 7 deckaids, 100 people on stage, He gave a tawk and joyned the singing of ofver songs that weir sunged ,Ellen sunged 2, she haz an amazzing voice , ( eye hurd hur praktusing ) even teechez voice at Mewllenburg kawledge back whair thea live , Eye waz left hoem wiff the Tv on , sew this is waut eye hurd wen thea cayme hoem, , Mark and Min Corey and Vera and a speshawl gesst of ant Tyla cayme back hear 2 give them a big cheer wen D& E cayme hoem,Momdog had the stoar mayke a cheezen cakke , Eye dident get N E, Eye will tell Max, he lieks Museick, Max lieked D & E thea gayve hymn petz
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Deer Lexi, eyem A resscueDog, but mi familee treetz me liek thair Buy-oh-lawg-icawlDog, It is sew wunderfull 2 b loved sew much, shud eye list mi birff nayme on applicashuns if the Ohcayshun ariezez?… Happee Deer Happee, Waut ?
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Darin and Ellen R hear, and know-1 sitted in my chare oar on mi cowatch, “YET”, eye gave Darin kissez and Ellen gave me petz, evan sayd how prettee eye am, But eye think hur hardt belong 2 Ruby thair Dogat hoem, Daddog mayde me B kwyit and knot RUUU them awake, oar run N2 thair ruuum and jump on thair bed, MayB 2mar-roe
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Assk Lexi Lex, Mi hughmanz dowent let me get on the cowattch, ,chair oar Big Bed, Waut can eye due? syne me “Coweld floar” DeerCoweld floar,….It wood seam U have waut eye cawl, ” Dud hughmanz ” prob-bub-alee raised buy “Cat people,” who nevfer knew effectshun from thair pet, becawz thair Cats , and Cats R onlee abowet “Themshelves” Cat hughmanz nefver no true luv , thea R treeted buy the Cat that livez wiff them as sumwon 2 B tallerated, sumwon 2 wayt on them, sumwon 4 them 2 punish, BN a Dog, U R Trusting, loyal ,carin,understandin, 4giving, an the truew meening of “Giver of Love ” Yoar hughmanz ? dowent no waut luv is, az cat people, lived N fear of ” Con-sis-kwince ” U may B thair Furst Dog, con10U 2 due yoar part, B U !, wonce thea realize howe grate U R, eye hoep thea will come arowend, but if this abUse con10U-s ,get up on the cowatch wen thea R aweigh, just tri knot 2 shed. Yoar frend LEXI
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Eye can C whair conphushun mite have happened, no-ers of Daddog ,no , he is pro-wen 2 wait until the clock is Xpirering, before tayking act10shun, thea dowent leaeve 4 D C till mid-mae, Eye hoep the wishes of safenT dowent have an X-par-ae-shun date, Wee due C Big D andd Ellen next week 4 the performance of hiz peece, ( that Dosent sowen rite , and what eye waz gonna sae Duzzent sowend rite Effer, howe abowet sing and playin the music he roadt ) Momdog is happy heez arrivin, Me 2, he getz 2 cook. Darin duzz good scraps,
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Thairz know”US” N “Letz”, The wurds weir sayd B4 reggewler “get up tyme ” “Letz tri on Pantz” Thea R going 2 B leeving the howse, going 2 the performance of one of Dairnz musicawl commishund peecez , and 2 sum playce cawled D C, 2 attend Benz graduashun from George ( Know relayshun 2 Maxsez George ) ,Washingtun, U, bouef playces whair Pantz R rekwired, The small airea that Momdog lets Daddogs stuff inhabit,sumthin cawled a clawzset, seemz 2 have majicawl powerz, do 2 it’z darkenness, it iz hoem 2 the “Shrinkers” Thea onlee afeckt Pantz and the middle of shirtz, , after We witnessed the gap between the button and it’z target whole (won button almoist hit me),and several Breath hoeldin moementz , A pair waz fowend, nowe it’z Momdogs job to clone them,, Many angaree wuedz waz sayd , and 1 hughman laffed, eye just duckt and knodded, hey, heez mi guy, If U invested in the Eyece creem market, , sweetz oar Nknee thing that is eat10 after meelz, get owet now
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Reason 101 Why did he write “That” on Facebook Doesn’t seem it got a second look, Certainly not a like oar a share ideas out of thin air guess he’s the only one to care Why didn’t he use twiddit (er) his mind seems sharp just not very wid- dit (er) he dosn’t under stand tic toc or instgram it’s above his level is not in his plan But who duzz. No he wrote what he seems to need like a human Johnny apple seed it’s from his heart for you to read with hope it might bring a smile distract you from life for awhile, and so he posts What He’s told to say His dog tells him it’s her weigh things he’s interested in Take the back seat that’s the way things are when pawz verse feet and keeps him outa the gym Eye no he spells funny and it’s hard to read, but Bill does well and even Norma succeeds Pauline tries, and is not to proud just fines it easier to read ’em owet loud , Betty readsem to willie and Rose, do they understand? woo knose not efveryone can be a jewel, and at times he plays the fool but if you could see his face you’d see his heart is in the right place so if one brings a smile and you forgot a trouble for a while He’ll be happy
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