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Gess weir playn CoweBouys and IndigNez, Howe due U pee in a T, (sowends liek sum kind of ackwired talent,) and is the Batel cri “Hay Dude “? ( just tri-N 2 get my sathern familyz blood presshure up) (and Maek my Gandkids proud) Bala-steen familee harhonee is a fulltyme job)

In ofver knews, I lost an our,

Daddog hoem from the DuckClub, gotta cupull. not much water, Der-owet, an they need moar wind and I still canent goe. I could be a DuckDog