Eyell get right on that”, ” soon as eye get home,”,” that’s on top of my todo list,”, “eye dident check my email or text messages, oar eye wooda cawled” , Daddog cawls these tiep of responsez “Soft truths” designed to filter responsibilitee, its not true, butt gets one owet of the moment , an is designed 2 make the “ofver” Hurd and hopefull, Sew wen Max saez ” Eye dident think U,d mind if eye just look at Madison” wen he nose eye dowent liek it, Eyem supposed 2 cut hymn slack, cuzz hez cute”, Soft Truths suck

Eye woodent cawl her a tramp.BUTT,
Thair is this GirlDog that lives up the street, a Husky (know owetside influense) that is as Max liekz 2 sae, ” Knot hard on the I,s” She waalks buy evfery dae wile eyem weightin 4 Max, and wen we waalk the rowd we run in2 her, She alweighs comes up 2 Max and simi-kisses hymn, Smittin buy Max-ez sharmz, Her name is Madison like hour street, I have askt Max, 2 refute her advancez, but he saez he dozent waunt 2 seem ruud, Eye even toeld her 2 backoff, Max saez eyem b-in sillee, that he considderz us a cupul, that she is just b-in nayborlee, Eye smell a rattress

Wautchin grass groe, Weight10 4 yoar lotto numburs 2 B pulled,oar paynt 2 dri,Shoppin wiff Momdog, and the latest Xcuse , havin 2 weight 4 the would 4 the deck 2 dry, sew it will shrink just rite, We receeved the lumbur 4 the deck 3 weekz agoe, ,it waz fresh from the tree, Treez drink water, and seem 2 have a retentshun problem, ( water wait) , Daddog has convincted Momdog it iz nes-sasarree 2 Weight til the boredz R just rite b4 screwin , waitin 4 screwin ? sowends like sumkind of payback, anyhowe the tyme is still aweighs off. He goes owet ,sits and figures, trin 2 look bizee, Momdog is gettin Angshush, I am confused, the deck is owetside, it’s gonna get wet, This hole thing is above mi level