Eyem a wetDog
Daddog juss took me 4 da wauk in da rayn, the gud parrt is he putz a towel ofver my head and driez me off, Eye relee liek that, Max wood taek 3 towels, MayB Daddog will maek a phyre , and poelute the skie, thin eye wood relee b a driDog,Mite haev 2 phyte 4 cowatch spayc, , Sparkz flue, Daddog took hiz travel trailor 2 the DuckClub, whilst he waz gawn, Momdog cleaned hiz Offis, ValU/ impotence/ and shud it B kept awl were taeken in2 consideratshun, Daddog Lost, Daddog alweighs maintanez, a clean oar ,orginized desk/truck/garage/sink area/ OFFICE, R a syne of B-in under controll of the (wo) Man, and woo wantz that ? He operates frum the idea,(?) that” if eye find it b-4 eye get 2 the bottom , itz a plus”

Awl his Bags is packt, he’s reddy 2 go, it’s duck huntin tyme , Momdog went ofver a list of things he wowent kneed, Sayd she’s looking 4werd 2 missing him, Alweighs saez, How can I miss U, if U dowent leeve:”Big bed tyme 4 me, He will be bac soon, just dropin his rv traelor off and will come bac 4 his decoys and kwad

The Skie iz Fawlin,sew know waak wiff Max 2dae, Daddog put on a Yellow rayn deflector and took me 4 da-waak dowem the streat, Max haz 2 stay at hiz hoem cauz he wood be a wetDog and hour Lae-n wholez R muddy, A tyme 4 Pawzen and reflectshun, (knot in a puddel, not that much rayn yet) 2 remember an analize the events of the past cupull of daez, , wile eye dowent ware chewlree , a faek diemound studded calor mite set off the blue of mi I-zz ( Momdog saez Diemoundz goe wiff efverything) knot that the menknee giftitfs eye receeved wurnent more than speshall ,butt thair selectshun ,did knot screem of loong term planning and did showe a lack of createtivitee , Butt less eye 4get, thea wur givin wiff Love, and Love iz the bestess gift of awl,, ( inert sye) , az 4 feelin ohld, , 7 is the knew 6 plus 1

Eym a Lukey GirlDog, Mi Birffdae waz ful of gud stuff, Momdog did a cake and eye-screem, but 1st She cooked me mi owen bunch of Ter-E-ackee chicken ,knot scraps ,butt big peesez, wiff owet Bonz, then , eye opened presence, Daddog got me one of the things eye alreadee had, hoepin eye didnent rememberen ,( itz the thawt) coreyDog got me Pigz errez ( eye dowent kneed 2 here thair history) Max got me a bone wiff stuff inside, and Starla (Maxsez Momdog made me sum Peenut Butter cookies, PLus thanks 2 awl hoo sent Birffdae wishes, ( the cake Momdog made waz Angle food, eye dident liek it, dident go wiff mi BadGirlDog M-age ,butt it sewked up eye-screem sew eye 8 it)