MI phaef in Momdog nefver sew strong, 2 Defeet SPot, the thresshold spalterer , Momdog went 2 hur bag of tricx, On lie-n. she fowemd and ordured a jumbo size lief liek byrdshit splatter ,playst it on the thresshold next 2 Spotz dropingz, Spot took 1 look at the Splat , must have calcuelated the size of the Byed that could leeve such a Master peece, realized it waz in the rong place, left and Hasent come back, , Who ya gonna cawl ?

On a instink/huntch/feeling, Momdog went 2 the front dore, and looking up saw whoo shee thawt and now realizezz waz Spot the byrd, , She sed Shoe, He just looked at hur, Momdog alweighz has ben fast, sew it waz know surprize that she waz able 2 dodge the attemped “Poop on” that Spot put 4th, Satified, Spot flu aweigh, Momdog satified that BSI payment waz justified, Just turned and came bac inside, If eye no Momdog, this issent ovfer

B (byrd) S (shit) I investigaturz ) have conclueded, thair investigashun, A very small Spairow, wiff a grudge , and a capcitie 2 contain large amowentz of Poop ,purchazez on a 1″ would trim piece above the Door Hanging his rear owet and tries 2 rite hiz name in poop on the thresshold, The Byrdz name iz Spot, goez buy “Big Spot ” It was hard 2 desyefer becawez He ritez in Cursive, Hiz grudge iz yet undeturmind, witch eye am toeld, will cost Xtra

Ruff knight, had 2 let the BSI sirvalelance teams use the bathroom 4 tymes