A case of invashun of dogshunel space….,.while eye waz napping on my kowch.in Tahoe.Daddog breached my domain buy sitting in one of my rekliners… he took advantage of. My choice of napping spots.and in doing souw.he reach in2 a secret crevus.and removed a buried milkbone. Whitch.had not reached the desired agin necessary 2 rate consomeshun..called me ovfer,and precented it 2 me.. I reburied it in a basket buy the big table,my mistake waz that I did this in full view of MD and DD.sckoffs and laffter insued..causing me 2 chomp a not reddee treet .I feel I was victumeyezed and made 2 look a phool.when know actshun buy DD wood have ben proper. I only hope they learned 2 respect my implied boundries

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Efen thowe awl the vote-in isn’t in, Daddogs son and Family, ( aka East coast Lewis’s) have taken a comanding leed, ,nowe I have nevfer ben 1 2 give presints, and if I did, they wood probablee arrive late, Butt imagine hour surprize when a box wiff 8 lobisters arrived on the 3 of july, 3 daez B 4 Daddogs birfdae, I got a look at them B 4 Daddog made them walk the plank ( they were knot happee, probablee frum jet lag ) Awl Red and redee 2 eat , ( B Y O B) ( butter) Daddog wasted know tyme and consomed 4 the first knight, ( momdog had sume, ) a cube of butter later and Daddog was a happee camper, ( we nefver left the howse) the ofver 4 were stretched ofver these next few daez. I did get a taste, but make know misstake theese were Daddogs, and althowe he made offers, it was klear What he ment So Thanks 2 the E C Lewis’s the Bar has ben set prettee hi, Momdog saez thepresent frum Her and CoreyDog is 2 arrive 2marow, About the tyme of Daddogs co-lesteral check,…… Hint he has Socks

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I,mm a ScaredeeDog, Booms in the knight, send me 2 momdogs side or Daddogs pettin zone, I,mm suposed 2 B safe, butt they cum out of knowwhere, MD &DD comfort me, tell me it’s allright, I just want 2 hyde… If I waz a HuntinDog mayB I kowd deal wiff this, butt I’d B askin myself “Where’s the Bird” I,mm Knot, … MayB it’s tyme 2 B a lappinDog… More treets might help 2.

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Daddogs wurff has ben dowen graded to useful-?, Momdogs Jeep had startin problems, Daddog thinks he can due anything, butt when openin the hood realised,After makin shure it wasent the Batteree He found the alternator was buried under lots of “stuff”, Momdog says ” CoreyDog just change his alt-thing,” Even I kowd here the “Slap across hiz face”, gonetilet throen, Cauzin hurt feelings and the obveeus trueff that this was above his level, After trin 2 explain , he left this mornin 4 the repair shop, His “I can save the Dae”, Pirsona/rep, heavily damaged,…Hay, wallets fix things 2

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