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sometymes I bark at the dark knot noing what mite B in the void, I Ruu 2 let the unknone no that I reelise it is their(there). and I am knot afraed ,In the lite, when it shows itself I will deel wiff it, until then I will stand redy 2 protect awl I hold deer
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Deer Lexi. I partisapate in a strange richuel, have never kwestchund why I due it, just fallowen ofver dogs example, of coarse I refur 2 the sniffen of ofver dogs buttts, when makeing there acwaintance, and each tyme I C them.. U seam 2 no SO much. I’d like 2 no the history of my actshuns Nozee Deer Wateing 2 inhail The anser 2 yoar kwestchun was first givin buy NOsetra-Domus’s Dog., Dameatreeus.. it has ben translated many tymes ovfer the years,Dogish had knot ben creeated at that tyme, so I will attempt 2 Para-trate.ain..Sniffin, brings 4th much in4mayshun,Butt snout 2 snout sniffen seamed 2 confrountashunal so it was decided 2move the sniffin further down the toreso..findin know commom agreement the Butt was the last choice, info 2 B found can include butt is knot limited 2….,.if U R a relative,Yoar dieitaree choices.if what U eat is fresh,yoar rescent travels, if U R friendlee, yoar abiltee 2 carrie out the mating process if desirerd, or if U use Charmin correctlee. Evfery nowe and then U will meet anofver Dog what doesent followe protcall…wiff the ” Move along..Nothing 2 sniff hear” attituded… theyR 2 primative 2 bofver wiff,..There is storee that at 1 tyme, all dogs were invited 2 a meet and greet,and due 2 some strange kustum, they were askt 2 leave there ‘Ass*oles at the door, Name tags were issued, at sum tyme someone yelled Fire, and all the dogs ran 4 the exits, grabing a “Ass*ole as they left.. knot evfery one got there own, so 2 this dae, we sniff em. hoping 2 find hours . U deside. Lexi
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I sharper than that, I was bufflowed, tricked, misslead, in2 takin the ride, luwerd by the thrill of truck riden, wiff the promiss of be-n able 2 sent new spots, Only 2 arrive at the vets, Long story shoret, It took Daddog and 3 vet humanz 2 hold me dowoen 2 give me a shot, an2 take some blood, even put a mussel on me, They had 2 due it outside, after Daddog took me in 2 the scail 58 Lubs of pure tarror, It ended well big bowl of icescream when we got home, They will remember this dae, might even get my owne black mark on there calender. 4-1 marc this1 4 the Lexigator
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Sum kwestchuns R tuff, 2 heer and anser Deer Lexi Howe due we ( dogs)pros-ses awl the bullshit that is b-in spread ? syn me ..2 awear Deer unfortunitly awayk hour job descriptshun, rekwires us to Love and knot judgeg, We h ave put hour faeth in humanz 2 due the write thing, knot onlee 4 us butt 4 them, if U C sum path that 2 U seams rong, remeber 2 suffer inn silence and MayB yoar Love will shine briter and leed the weigh Lex
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Just got bac from Tahoe..Daddog fixed a thingy 4 me sew I can lay up 2 the front in the truck, ofver the “keepstuffin”..that deviyds the 2 front seets ,I ride in the back seet when Momdog wiff us. sew it’s nyece. the cold blower is rite in my face, I can see and I am more apart of the pac, It also wurks well 2 inform them of a desired Poddy stop, sumetymes I help Momdog say “watchit”2cloths, oar over stuff she lieks 2 say 2 help Daddog drive, 2dae, lots of carz was cuttin in and out of traffic, trin 2 get ahead of all of us, we was in the middle, when Momdog said ” what an Asshole” abowt a gie, I Ruu-d rite along wiff her,….Glad their’s a ME in team.
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Sloe skewers dae,must b shelteren in place Had 2fight off Momdog,she wanted 2 sit next 2daddog in MY chair,,du-n my best 2 soften the florz buy sheddin a lot seams Momdog and I r on different Paige’s Daddog gonna put up somthin 2 keep bears aweigh.. put up a syn “know picnick baskets alowd “
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Skwerl report..Tahoe…twoo… hopin things will pick up
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Cawz it’s rong, The total indifurience shown buy humanz, when it cumes to the feelings of the dogs unforitnut 2 B in there poseshun, is apawling, Of cor-s I am refurin 2 Dogs b-in phorsed 2 carree there poop in a bag around there neck, like it is sum kind of Jewelree while on oar returning frum da walk, , Humanz poop, and just becauz most of the tyme they deposit IT in special ruums, Witch R knot aforded 2 k-9 family memburs, ” taking care of there shit ” seams 2 make them feal, dogs showd Carree theres 2 sum waste disposal site around there necks, Due they no/cair howe embareising there dog is made 2 feal, ? The looks they get frum ofver dogs hert, No 1 seams 2 respect that I left IT where I did ,knot at randum ,butt after careful conciderashun, Markin tearatoree, only 2 have it remooved and placed in sum plasetic bag… I call on awl reeders of this post to educate offending Humanz, …..Shit has it’s place, and it’s knot around hour necks
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B-ing at gr-owo-nd level I knote-is Things, ofvers mae knot, 1 is that celebrayeshun of events oar ofver mylestones buy humanz, acom-plish-meants, realazatshun of dreems, sellabratin of jobs well dun,, awl get 4 pawz up,pats on the hed and even gifts frum humanz wishin 2 let the accomplishintin humanz pheel howe prowd awl R of them,..The amount of Prayze seams 2 B awarded, buy diffikultee met of whatevfer the chalenge mite have ben., Butt hoo Decideds if ,what has ben dun is wurthy of prayez, gifts or atta-Dogs? Many due there very best,awl the tyme, give 100pursent an use awl there given gifts, but phale 2 Receeve hed scratches,pats or bellierubs frum there Peirs, so whoo sets the standards? considerin, I get prayez 4 goin poddy quickly, Maekes me wunder,
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