I mess up, Atfer R Mornin Wauk ,ITold Max I was leavin again, Told him he kowd visit while i’m gone,” My wholes R yur Wholes” Sad-ist RUU I evfer hurd,..U-d think I broke his hardt, ., I told him my Paz were tyed, That I was avicktim 2, Told him My job waz 2 keep my humanz in line, Dident buy it, He thinks I C ofver Dogs up their, I’ll get The Big long sniff when We get Back, Feels kinda good 2 B missed B4 Ueven leeve

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My FatherDog was a Husky,A stay at homeDogDad, Had a Job in local securitee Obvusleee not Cell-a buttDog, and played his roll in my creatshun well, Didn’t help raise us, wasn’t aloud 2 be around us,Jellus and a guess we looked delishush. . But we new he cared, Mom luved him. When I left wiff Momdog 2 come 2 my knew home ,He waged his tale goodbye, I wish hymn well, I guess sum Fatherdogs R just ment 2 B sean, I hope He is Happy

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Deer Lexi, what is “escape planin” My humanz had a meatin 2dae, 2 dicuss how theywanted there escape planed.. cawncerned Sid Deer C S I have neveer Ben 1 2 plan ahead,, if they escape, and dowent take U wiff them ,U will land on yoar pawz, Real Love is in yoar fewtchure, U can alweighs live wiff Me. if U had yoar shots and don’t eat 2 much. their R sum ofver rekwiremint Butt we will work it awl owet Lex

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do 2 the lack of Humanz food, and knot wanting 2 shop at the local store the desishun was made 2 cume home,Yep Mother hubbards cupbards were bare,.. all waz goin well until old mac don-alds, they didn’t get the 2 large diet cokes they ordered and were charged 1,68 in tax on an Eye-tem costin 6 $, It’s CA. butt still, The desishun waz made 2 let it slide, ( drivethrew) along wiff the vow 2 never visit the place again,( knot all Mac’s just this one, until next tyme)..The rest of the ride went smowve, and as we turned in2 hour road, I saz Max walkin , we stopped and exchanged RUUUU’s, He said he hadent slept frume missin Me so much, I leyed, said I kudent eat evfer, ( it’s what Girldogs sae, we bouff knew we was fibben, butt it’s beter than b-in alouf )George promised a Walk 2morrow morning… Good 2 B home

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I-em a restlessGirlDog,Tahoe is filled wiff knew smells,MD&DD seam 2B Happy 2 due stuff that doesn’t inklued me ,missing peace of molding,picking up pinincones,watchin. Twin peeks,took aWalk 2dae,didn’t get 2 pee 1se Thawt Iwood take a nap on the kowch onlee 2Find Daddog stolt it. Thawt Eye saws aBoy dog ( knot that I was really lookin) turned ouwt 2 B a lookalike ,I did get 2 go in2 the Poe ,got 2go in2 the buoys bafferoom Wiff DD, wasent alowed 2drink , Eye long 2bight Maxes neck

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