Deep thawts Some tymes, it’s just Daddog and Me, it can happen dae or knight, the outside world fades and it’s just the 2 of us, Alone wiff his thawts, He kowd B missin an Old friend or reflectin on a desisshun he has made..planin a korse of actshun or rememberin Tymes that showd still B, it’s knot so much what he showd have dun, Butt how it got 2 where it did, I nevefer cament, just listsin,I put myselve in postion 2 B petted, only cawze i like it and it seams 2 make the mowment easier 4 him 2 proocess.. most of the tyme .we downent cume up wiff answers, His thawts ownlee leed 2 ofver thawts … I feel, I showd do sumethin, butt my job is 2 listsin, thru know fault of my own, I’m His best friend

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If their is 1 thing I have lurnt, It ‘s Don’t Work wiff Momdog, Wiff momdog, there is no stopin, breaktyme,rest period, it’s head down postearior up, until it’s finished, Daddog got some Rocks on craigslist hauled them frum the guys backyard, lifted’em in2 the old red truck , brought them home, Tyme was he wood have still had gas in the tank (engerknee)Instead of lettin the Rocks rest, Momdog decided they showd B installed NOW.Rekwirin the wheelbarro and many steps 2 ohour back yard and then carryin 2 Momdogs desired locashun. With his rear draggin,and the Rocks in place Daddog happened 2 mention .the guy has some ofver peaces of slate he said we kowd have. “Well go getem” Having lurnt that things R better if when a suggestshun is made, it is acted upon, He left again and came back wiff lots of slate, , Momdog met him in the driveaway, and he refused 2 get out of the truck, Momdog did realise that ” this horse kneeded, alcohaul” and even thow She wasent tired He was. , after making shure knowbody was lookin, , she guided Daddog 2 acool Beverage, but only after he pledged 2 place the slate Early 2morrow. fast 4word, The knew slate is IN…Daddog is Hydin and Momdog is plannin his next Move. It’s good 2 B the Queen

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B knot a ” Job Stealer ” Respect bound-derees, Respect Superior abilitees, never take the chance ,U mite offend anovfer buy Jumpin in and doina task the ofver might enjoy. All words/thawts on the tip of Daddog tung/brain, waiting 4 just the rite tyme and sir-cumstance to employ,/speek.. frum where I sit all best kept 2 himself.. the risk of enjury 2 him buy one of the sharp objects Momdog has at her dispozal has knot registered… This kowd get messee

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4Those of U who R “so bizzy” And havent oar Rnt aware of the after math and events around Vera’s BirffDae party, A strainin atmossfear has griped the Lewis ( Hughman) howsehold. The if U kwood have/ shouwood have ,Y didn’t U .. (If U R a sometime Reader,, I hate 2 axsk this, but re-read my earlier posts,) obVuslee is the topic of the mow-ment, Daddog put the slip in slipperee, We have a case of I-mento, withch is like I’ll Da-mentcha in the next centince,, oar so saze Daddogs on line Doctor.. Awl I no is he put his plate in the sink and washed awl the ofver dishes after dinner, it’is aut-tum, is he turnin ovfer a knew leef ?

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As the daun B came more apparent and Daddog had a chance to realise what he had dun, and wiff his back fresh from b-in patted, and still enjoyin the feelin, His jumpin2savethedaeheroisticness,B-have-yor, is waying heavee on his mind, With his slip on the judgement meter, he has opened himselve up 2 the kwestshun of Y havnt U helped b4, , Momdog althoo pleased , is readee 2 pounce, no-in He might have opened a dour, that shooda have ben open alredy, He was sean cariein his own lawdry up stairs ,he had a good run and will probalee plead insanitee, or try and get Momdog 2 remember AWL the things grate he thinks he did in the past,,(knot a long list )…..I knew him when

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A Dae 2 remembur, The Ceen, VeraDogs Briffdae, Peepul komin 4 dinner, Momdog,( a very im,portant womanDog ) on a confurince kall, tyme runnin short, Wiff owt even b-in azed Daddog jumps in2 action, A ball of letus cuecumber toema-toe little green unjuns and a package of good C-suns, then he shortened the ask-pear-regus, a plate wiff cheeze and crackers and grapes 4 color, and wa de la- Daddog is knot a Dud dog but the saver of the dae, we will nevfer here the end of this, Momdog hit his back pretty hard, er visit after dinner, ..

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