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In the Big Pichure, My clothesup seams 2 B out of fokuss, wear prominance shud B, I seam 2 B a BackgrowdDog, clearlee they didn’t get the Memo, poiy-ent, A photo of the kitchin flowers was posted ,and I am knot 2 B found anywear, the you-s of My page 4 Non-Lexi-isms has ben violated, The only apropreate comit on that posting ,shud B “where’s Lexi
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UPdayt…, after exchangin suspishush sniffs all is back 2 normel, He missed Me, we gaut kauwt up in the moment, He liked the extra kisses
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It started good ( well) We went 4 da walk, and then insted of comin 2 play, Max had a pointment,He stayeed in his car, didn’t even walk me 2 my gate, Long dae, Thawt he was comin after, butt know, worreed, about him awl dae, no-1 2 play wiff, I was an aloneDog, The trick now is 2 act kool but knot cold, Shud I tell him I missed Him? Did he miss me? MayB I’ll give him an extra kiss, see how he reacts, He’s a BoyDog, they like that
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I was greyshush, They came early and stayed late,( shud B a Movie title), I got some bites of stuff, butt there plates were clean, they sat on my sleepin spots and finally left, then Daddog laid down 2 watch T V on my kowch ( out like a lite) As the skys continued 2 darkin, Daddog awoke and spread my blanket 4 me on the kowch,( he has his MO-ments ) Finally wiff Moms dae over,and Momdog wiff a smile on Her face, I could rest,… Saw a Big Lizard,chase it,…so even B-in a displacedDog, over all I was greyshush, Thinkin of ofvers and awl that, Momdog is wurff it and I’ve got a pretty good idea where that Lizard is
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Moms As I have stated B4 I only new my mom 4 a short tyme She was everything U could imagin, and noing the the rest of my family can’t dispute my statement, I also no I was Her favorite, knot alweighs doing as I was told, I can remember Her picking me up buy the back of my neck in Her moufff and transporting me back to safety, when I had gone on a venture,The memoree of Her kisses/Licks has never faded, 2morrow is Mothers Dae and awl thowe I am not able 2 B wiff Her or no if she still thinks of me, I think of Her, due 2 certain surgericalistic proceedures I will knot B passing along the Mothering instink U Implanted, I love U Mom and hope 2dae and everydae U no the values/lessons U instilled in Me R alive and thriving I no U-d B proud of the Girldog I’ve B cume Happy Mothers Dae Mom, and 2 awl the Moms who have Dogs or Humanz possible
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What will I say as the weather warms and the virus go into hiding, the day will come when we will send Bernies ashes into he wind, we used to joke a out these very times, I would say ” I got 45 minutes of stuff to say about you” and he would say, all I’m gonna say is “Bar’s open Roxann is buyin” I wish the times were different, I would love to have seen Rox get outta that one, Bern and I were thrown together by wives who went to school together, I was a pain and he was an asshole but that was ok, slowly we became more than my wifes friends husband, and even were partners in an airplane, we bought houses 2 doors apart , puttin gates between our back yards , much to the frustration of the neighbor, our friendship brought the whole neighborhood together, many Parties and bbqs ,Sometimes when Berns wife Judy was flyin, He would show up right at dinner time, Michel my wife would as lways feed him,there ould be four lamb chops, she would give Bern one Me on and the third was split bbetween she and my two sons, leaving one chop. Being polite, I would say “would you like another chop? he lways took it, I would say, I was being polite, He would say’ if you didn’t want me to have it you shouldn’t have offered it… everytime this happened, I would say, I was testing You, He never passed the test, whether it was food or The last beer, . I would tell this story and he would just smile. My wife died,and. Then they moved, saying the only thing in California was me and I can always visit..somewhere along the way, I started ridin Motorcycles an finally Bern decided it would be fun again, One day after visiting Bern in Sparks, I wrote an e-mail, asking “when we leave on the ride,monday which way do you want to go,east west?” he said “don’t care but I’ll be ready,” that was the begining of many rides all over the united states, for weeks at a time, People along the way would ask if we were Brothers, after trying to explain,over and over, we started sayin yes, We saaw many relatives of his, not knowing what the reception would be, But with my fear of silence in conversations, I kept the conversation moving and soon whatever issues had been were no more More later.
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My-el stones, (knot the shootin kind)..2dae is MD/DD ‘s 9855 dae of togetherness, 2 celebrate, Daddog is going 2 use the chipper, and try 2 find last years card. Momdog is fighting off the urge to remember… lite touchin was observed, mayB later they will share something 2 stream, Daddog said I Luv U, Momdog said HUH.,yeah O K.. She is making Hymn a special treet, with anit-freeze,….. the Lack of diamonds was noticed..
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Judgemint call, Doze Daddog get credit 4 doing sumthing that wasn’t on “The List” becawz He wanted 2,” oar doze this constitoot free thinkin, oar lack of respect 4 the 1 who no s best, who put the M in masterplan, Oar doze the fraze, “At least he did sumthing” need 2 B spokin.. I Bleeve the smile on Daddog snout is worth sumthing and if he finishes his prodject “awl the weigh” Momdog shud B happy, Momdog C’s it as Mewtinknee….. Daddog lernd the not listenin trick from me
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