from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Deer Lexi, What is “THAT” askin 4 a friend Deer lest U B judged “THAT” has many Meanings, and usauges It can bring 4th Hert,happiness dowt aproval truth wonder fact(as beleeved buy the uszer)Joy and a mul-tit-tude of questions Butt can also Bring 4th confushun.. “That is nice” That herts”That will leeve a marc”That ‘s the weigh I C it'”That’s what I’m talkin about” U R knot That fat”That is totally rong” That can happen”That doesent fit”That fits” What due U meen buy That”That is Bullshit,”That’s what I Said”That’s write” That’s The write move”They will put U in jail 4 That:” That’Bad” That’s Good” That doesent add up”That’s perfect”Shee Can’t meen That”That’s awl she rowt”I Kwood go on But U get My Drift, so….”That”s That.”……. I hope THIS ( Witch is the opposit of That) … Helps “
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
As sum of U no, My selective hering has reached “superpower” status, It ‘s beleeved that I like 2 here my name , so I have them say it ovfer and ovfer B4 I react, well Daddog evfer tryin 2 defeet me, has decided 2 change my name 2 “WALK”, Tried it out while talkin wiff George 2dae, I came runnin, ears purked up and all excited, ,only 2 B laffed at ( I got petted, but still felt U-sd ) How due I ignore “Walk” ?…. I think he has got me
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
B Hear 4 ovfers as hour Veterans were THERE for us, if you have blessings to count, it is because of their sacrifice, They deserve more than most are willing to give
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
When I got choose, won of the things I rekwested was a mild climate, so when Momdog drove up in her 230 sl, I put on my extra cute look, ( figured she’d alteast have a/c,where we wure going) It has turned out well, my comfort is 4most on there minds, well place fans and easilee Xcessable breezee enjoyin spots R abundent, BUTT, I never agreed 2 have my nails trimed, MomDog just wasted 20 bucks on “PAW Prefect ” I saze the add 2, knot gonna happen 2 this girlDog, I waze held Buy DD, wiff pawz held , Had 2 due my best skworm , I 1, many a- ttempts wure made but my supeareor Skworm prevaled never even touch me, Daddog said ,She must have ben hurt when U had them dunn B4 , Yep, and they still have the scarze 2 pruve it, Hay I can’t help it if MD/DD have OTS, ( old Thin Skin) I have offured 2 Lick there woonds, wiff my he-lin spin, It’s what I due
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Daddog kept tellin me ” He’s knot cumin,” so I sat out in the Backyard wiff My humanz and 8 sauseage, “(tuff life) and then , and then Ack ack and then along came George, fast walkin George ( Daddog saez some will remember the Coasters) Butt wiff out Max. , ( still milkin his proseedyoar) So we did 3 1/2 miles, George busted me ,2 MD?DD 4 B-in a shieDog , I alweighs have Max 2 protect Me, butt 2dae I waz not as agresshiv knowin He didn’t have my back,, It’s good 2 have a ManDog around, we did stop and C Max, and exchained sniffs, 2morrrow He might Make it, Butt George saez He’ll B a Slowdog.. good 2dae.we went fast, my pawz R tyerd
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
I guess I must treye 2 be satifeyed wiff My humanz, Max had a Proseedyoar, and will B laid up 4 a couple of daze know visits or walks and Know fun 4 me,.MD andDD doent chaze , I donent no what the proseedyoar wazs, butt He said He needed his Stem shot, Yeah that’s what I thawt 2,…wurd was his stem wazs shot, I’ll no more later. George called this mornin, said he hurt himselve liftin max in2 the car afterwords, 115 lubs, it’s good 2 B A sa-veltDog, Anyhowe, I’m a boardDog, I kneed stimulie.., I’ll pretend some 1 is cumein, atleest i’ll get in sume good barks
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
Ob-sir-vae-shuns Few R called, Butt I was chosen, I was the Pic of the litter, They led me 2 water and I drank, I’m knot 2 old 2 learn knew tricks, A bird in the hand, means U can stop lookin, U doent nead the hole 9 yards if U-v got 1 they’ll let U dig in.Early 2 bed meens there is nothin on T V.. I never saw a Micro ,Wave, I-v had enuff meens pour planning on yoar part. a rolling stone ,i can still release an album ,Y doent they count down from 4, Do confused disleksic people write Mopes , sum people look better in masks, did any1 evfer save 20 % on there car insurance, why doent U look in the Last place first? can troubles reely go down the drain ? How can U give sum1 a dumb look wiff out lookin dumb , isn’t Old knews .knew, if U haven’t hurd it …can U get Downe off a bald duck. ?
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
yesy
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L
They listin , butt due they here ? I hurd the call yesturdae George clearly said, “Baff 2morrow and Doctor the next dae” 4 Max. So 2dae when the dourbell rang at my regular goin tyme, Daddog (who was tryin 2 extend his slepin tyme ,cauze he mishurd the call (actually easedroped on,Momdog s conversashun wiff George )and thawt Max wasn’t cumin 2dae )had 2rush doun stairs 2 put on me my walkin harness and hand me off 2 George threw the crack at the front doar,.Then it happened, George saw threw the crack an ., jumped back. cauze of Daddog, He (Daddog) had “mornin Hare” and it scared George.. George said “Sorry” buttt I think it scared him 4 life, and awl becuaze Daddog woodent wake Momdog 2 clarify what he easedroped on. What tyme did awl this happen? 1/4 2 9 …..I thawt Old people got up earlee,….. Mine don’t
from Shit My Dad’s Dog Says https://ift.tt/1mI2g9L