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My Humanz R Tryin 2 adjust, in hour house things got angshushable, with finger pointin, when the Remote was knot found 2 work when pointed. It got nasty, I looked on helplesslee at 1 point the remote was grabbed from Daddogs Paw, infurring lack of noledge of correct remote usage and obviously qwestchuning Daddog Point-abiltee, upon b-ing given anofver opurtunitee , Daddog replaced the batteries and clam was restored, Instead of a good laugh, tenshuns remain hi, the only common words spoken, weir ” There is nothin on” It would seem, Love doesn’t thrive from a distantce of 6 feat
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It is wiff a sirtin amount of Pride and Humblisticnessism, that I Xsept my knew class if a-cashun as a” 1st Respondeer”, If efver a Dog deserved such a classificashun it is Me, Butt I ,x-sept this ONer on B1/2 of all Gard/protectshunlookerouter sounderof alertand alarmrismDogs efveree whear. Hear in CA. The world is closed 2 only sirtin types of travel. butt unrestricted 2 1st Responders, Trips 2 go poddee, walks and ofver esintuals R premitted, howefver in, Interest of Public safe-T, Butt sniffin should B “Cur-Tailed”….. finally rulez I can live wiff
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On My kowch, Sleepin ,not ryhem butt cloths, Humanz watchin the Big box. Daddogs saez as he leeves for the poddy, “Hit Pawz” What did I due ? nutin happened, butt that kind of talk can ruu-n a nap
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I was Hell-d against my will, Buckets of Warm water surrounded me, and then it Happened. I got washed, I am nowe a “NicesmellinGirldog”, I told Max, He goes 2 a Spa, Shampue treats and Blowdri, I’m happy 4 him, nice 2 have a goodlookin guy around, I got Nothin. sept dried wiff towels and the Joy of clean fur, I thawt Daddog was gonna blowdri me, but he, B-in Old and the Hare Drier b-ing up stairs whitch wood mean climbin ,he desided against it, So 2dae it’s supozed 2 rayn, Fresh Mud,and Max and Me, Their Might B more towels in my fewture
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B-wear the I’ds of March, Well they sae it’s March, and Daddogs has got the I’Ds or as he calls them the Isles of March, ….Isle do that later, I’d do that if it wan’t Raynin, Isle get right on that, Isle put that on my list, Isle ask Alex-sa Momdog is knot Musezda… Ate 2, ben-yeah-ez
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It is wiff a heavee hart,and a roomie kowch, that I offur the Knews that Grace and Ben R not coming to visit, a grand Xpear-e ance was planned, parades, floats ( root beer) and ofver Xciteing events have ben Canceled, along wiff many boaring ours of chit-chat and discusshuns of the health problems of old humanz, that wood have ben forced upon hour envited guestz Due 2 attractions b-ing Canceld (That were Big sirprizezs,)an the landlocknessism that was sure 2 unfold, They dodged a bullet. Daddog had his old yearbooks out and flash cards of people who don’t exist anymore ( relatives even he is not shure who they R) 2 share, The good knews is We got Snacks and Ice Creem 2 last a month I feal Bad for them, They will have 2 sleep in there own beds and eat there Fathers exsellint supplie of kooked food. , It will B nice 4 Ellen, I bet they even let her do there Lawndrae and have her drive them places, It will B a When win
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When U R good at stuff, U attrackt atentshun, When crisees arize, U (me/I) becumn the go 2 “girl”. So when Georges Sons Car waz stolin, from down the streat, I new it woodent B long B4 a nuver job was added 2 my job discriptshun. I am Nowe a “keepemfromsteelindadoggstruckoutofthedriveweighGirlDog” Prob-blem is I’m am a sound sleeper and I’m knot givin up the Big Bed and sleepin outside So I hope they R lowd theeves, Daddogs says heel even lock the Truck doors and stop leevin the keys in the startin slot, , whitch will help, Hope they realize more Greeniees will B Xpected/rechoired, Hay U get what U pay 4
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As a Milkoligist, Daddog receeves hon-nerabul mentshun status, He had plans 2 stretch any Down tyme kawsed by the “shootin”, Butt he was foiled.. and prescented wiff the”Good News” Momdogs “2 Due” list has gone 2 single space and added 2 pages, Daddog likes 2 refur 2 the “Stones” ,as a ” “condition” Well I no the truff, He was b-ing shown up buy ofvers who had “Proceedures” and Devized an E-laberate Hoax, even got the Masheen at he surgeree sinter 2 partisi-apate.They X-ist, but ? He is nowe sKeduled “somewhere in the few-tchur ” I was Tuched by the outpooring of consern, buy those who seam 2 give a care, I think the Number is up 2 mayB 3, inclueding Momdog and Me . ( we told hym it was 10) So……Well the SKY didn’t fall , MayB next tyme.. My hope is in the fewtchur we’ll get back2 talkin about me
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