Slice of life/Entertaining 1s self while stayin home………, Daddog trin 2 finsih his huney-nut-ohs, Big Bowl,1/2 milk left, 5 Ohs remain, As Daddogs big spoon enters the milk, the Ohs R sean 2 brake in2 3 groups 3-1-1( 4 the sake of the story, 1 shall B considered a group). Daddog tries the direct approach and completely misses, the ohs swim? 2 the far side of the bowl,Howevfer, a full spoon of milk is extracted from the bowl using his powers of reasoning, Daddog rotates the bowl, but in doin so,the ohs remain at the far side, time 4 the alweighs sucksecessful Bowl tilt, and 1 oh is captured wiff more milk, slowly he submerges the spoon, moving ever so slowly he approaches the group of 3, raising the spoon only 2 C 1 of the ohs slip from his scoop, now wiff 2 groups of 1 he ignores the ohs and reduces there hiding area by slurpin-up 2 spoons of milk, the Ohs scater, tiring of the chase Daddog lifts the bowl 2 his mouff and dranes all but a sip of milk from the bowl, A-ha, this has left the 2 remaining ohs stuck to the sides of the bowl, where wiff a simple scoop of the spoon they R gonners, …His task complete Daddog wonders if mayB this might B enouff 4 2dae, and heads 2 his nappin spot, , Was he victorius, U B the judge, Tyme was I wooda got 2 lick the bowl,

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So-shall distancing/finding friends,….. On hour walks, max and Me see some of the same dogs, we Ruu hello ,butt.( shuwd have said awl – thowe) sniffin in the normel scents has re kwired a stretch of my (leash)imagination, I meen, doze 1 really get the “Details” necessary 4 judgement/acceptance frum a 1-2 second sniff/inhale, wiff old friends,sume tymes less is more, Butt knew friends rekwire vetting, The knowledge gained can tell weather, they R friend or foe and of coarse dietary choices,effecting if U want 2 C them again . We all need friends, and decissions 2 make. Pleeze if U walk Yoar ?Dog … lettem sniff

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Yesterdae was sibblins dae, Mine R scatered over California, Daddog was put in the witness protection program as a pup, gru-up wiff his brother Dave who waz also in the program, They had grate parents, after “they ” dyed Daddog looking 4 possible health kwestchuns , located His birth Mother and discovered he had 2 1/2 brothers and a 1/2 sister, happy daze,( it’s confusing, 1/2 ? but Hay, it’s california. So Daddog fownd one side of his family, then Due 2 Dna results he found the ofver 1/2,Anofver Bother and a Sister And guess what . Dave also found his Birth family It seams Life can take U in different directons and b-ginings donent have 2 have the same starting point, merging has been fun and new,All have had years of knot b-ing aware of Him or he of them , so they just enjoy the future as it gets hear. The ofver good knews is knun of is new family has unfriended him ( Yett), So Daddogs happy,,Witch Makes me Happy, I think He One… and I got Bruno Willie and Rose,

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In traneing yoar humanz chapter 5, We dicusssed the need 2 never show awareness of The human desire 2 control U, never reacting to rekwests or threts, unless decided buy U That such actions had the rekwired Binifishelness that leen things in yoar favor, At the tyme the subject was shielding Yoarself from “Fart” blame. Just as impotent is B-ing able 2ignore rekwests 4 space 2 B shared The” Kowch grabe” U-sing wurds like ” Hay Lex, lets trade places” it B-gins. Butt U R In control, Ears shuwd B lowered and a distant look in the I’es will stall a humanz efphorts In yhe a4 mentchuned sinairio ,I lost 2 Daddog, butt only kawz I was gonna move anyweigh and He had Ben 2 the vet, and he offerd pets…. There should never B a kwestchun of if U hurd or knot… U dident

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What a weak,Daddog had 2go 2 the Vet,Ended up stayin 4 daze The Vet humanz would call in the knight complainin about Daddogs snorin, It was his kidney that was the problem, they put in a stent ? whatevfer that is, threw a part of his body 2 anofver part that is normally used for ofver Stuff, main thing is it worked, pain is under control and he doesent have 2 wear a colar…he had his own cage and food and water, but they dident let him outside 4 a run, I have had stuff 2 saye, glad heze back

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Well ,it’s reinin 2dae, Daddog down stares,He got his test results, Negative, Momdog ued 2B in the home torotcher bizness, Really has that wakin you up just as u go 2 sleep thing down, Daddog told her. ” shake that thing” but daddogs 98.6 always came up 2 101, She doesent take critishume well threatned to”Rec-ifie” if he gave her any shit ( ben there done da).. Daddog has , no appitigh sour tummy. finally ,2dae his head cleared enouff to rember he could take tumms A big thank you to John and rick,4 there consurn over Daddog Duck Decoys… on B1/2 awl here, thanks for the support

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While gazzen at my refectshun in a bowl of water My toy box runeth ofver,At 1 tyme,i needed the com4t of chewtoys wiff skweekers, as I remember, they fauxfilled a sirtan inear desire 2 here my brothers and sisters skweels, ( kind of a Return Home) Daddog,tried 2 find 1 I liked , and wood knot chew up and that had that “sirtan skweek”.My favorite, was my rubber chicken,,chewed it up, Daddog found 2 just like it, I never chewed them again., howefver, I do lick them if they’re out,..,witch conphuzse Me and Him.. I have aske myself, “What happened?”, Did I grow out it, was the reality of loosen it and the realazashun, that U can’t go back, an the distructshun I had kawzed, an awaking ,oar a lite shinning on the “Big picture”. Have I realized the need 2 live in and enjoy the presence ?.With little help frum my thereapist , Says, “Beets the crap out of me” I am left 2 ponder., Now it just so happens that Max , goze out of control when a skweeker is skweeked, He loves those kind of toys,, I have Many, he doesent no I do, Should I offver him a gift toy ? oar ,will i B lettin go of an unresolved issue ? We R on different levels here, , Max an Me, HMMM ?

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Ad-app-ta-bill-itee, I dowent no who is best at it, Butt Daddog is in the wawkin,( i wood say runnin, butt, I’m a trufful Girldog) , The stay at home and do nothin directive, has ben an eazee transishun 4 Daddog, He has taken it 2 the””Lazy Terd ” level. While Momdog C’s “Oppertunity/neetness/progress/growf/listcrossinoff, Daddog is in “save his strength ” moed, , it’s like the “snail and the Hare”, exsept the snail isn’t trin 2 win.. Momdog even places stuff on his chair, so he has 2 move it 2 sit down,She will win, Butt he didn’t get 2 B a PRO-crass10ator wiff out competishun.,

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